the funniest fucking thing about the team i’m cursed to love is that they’ve played 143 games as of this moment and Ramos has started 102 of them. Noah has made 28 starts which means that you could literally have every single of one of Ramos’ scheduled days off coincide with a Noah start and you’d still have given him…

He’s only 31 and already 13th all time in saves (346 - and only 22 from cracking the top 10), has 5 top 10 finishes in Cy Young Voting, 14.6 K/9 for his entire career, and a career 2.04 ERA even after his struggles this year, but yeah let’s write him off for a year where he’s pitched 19 innings and didn’t have a…

Sadly, neither the Stooges or The Goons will be making an appearance to make this at least a little bit better

bUt DePlAtFoRmInG dOeSn’T wOrK!!!!!!11111

Yeah, pretty sure the Red Sox are reallllly fucking bummed about three straight division wins and a World Series title since 2015.

touchdown pass to D.J. Chark.

shut the fuck up with this victim blaming bullshit, it just shows the entire world that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

I mean, masks off, right? Any normal PR firm would probably try and avoid the phrasing “stop [them] dead in his tracks” in connection with a candidate whose wife literally survived an assassination attempt, but why try and have some fuckin’ tact when your murder toys are in danger!

this iteration is really half-assed, even for them

who’s this guy in the picture up top, i don’t recognize such a clear skinned man

“Mildbeef20" certainly brought much spicier beef than that name would suggest.

Long Island resident here:  this place is not very bike-friendly.  There are some parks with trails where you can go riding (if you’re fine with driving somewhere to bike) but in general, most of the non-residential streets you could drive on do not have bike lines nor do they have drivers who are used to having to…

And when you’re done killing it at karaoke, check out the EP Jonah Ray from the new MST3K just put out where he does sincere indie/punk versions of Weird Al songs:

For once, I think it’s worth bringing something out of the greys, if only to let everyone get a chance to dunk

first off - the article here says she “edited for Coming Soon” so she wouldn’t have many bylines to speak of cuz that’s literally not her job

The first email from management linked in this story says “My door is open here and in Slack” so management put it out there that Slack *was* an appropriate venue for this conversation.  If management doesn’t realize that a conversation with an employee about a paycheck that’s a couple weeks late could turn…

i’m trying to remember, but i lost/broke glasses at Lifetime, Catch 22, and seeing Paint It Black at Fest one year (wandering around a town you don’t know that well with a possible concussion and no glasses: not fun!). Contacts were such a godsend in not having to fucking worry about asking someone to hold my glasses…

fuck

my mom literally dragged me to the eye doctor and made me get contacts when i was 22 after i lost my glasses (again!) at a lifetime show

!!! this is nuts!! if deadspin has to stick to sports more now i demand this be one of the sports stuck to