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I will never encounter some of the folks on this site again, and I am very thankful for it.

Whoa, this is unexpected. Spanfeller is the herbiest of herbs.

RIP Splinter

Hey, look who’s here to remind everyone that the death of Splinter isn’t *all* bad.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Bears like eating plants.

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

Admittedly, I got a ton of Deadspin shares over from Jalopnik over the years and worked the closest with members of that staff when covering motorsports, but it’s honestly heartwarming to see so many people voice their support for Deadspin’s writers and community through this. 

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This all day.  I love Gary Thorne.  I also think Gary Cohen and Ron Darling would make a spectacular national team (sorry, Keith, but no).  

Ah I see. They’re not worried about actually collecting the fine. Prior reporting pointed out that by fining Osemele, they can weasel out of the obligation for the injury guarantee.

How do I ban someone from just this comment thread?

My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING