technically he did diffuse the situation by firing another person

as it should be

gotta sTiCk To SpRoTzZz baybeeee!!

so like wait...is he a Speaker the same way Nancy Pelosi is (that is, the nominal head of a party) or is his job to be an impartial person just yelling ORDER ORDER at these biscuit eaters when they get out of control?  and if it’s the second one...how does one get this job

i want to put this out there in the world for feedback and your comment seems to be a good place to do it:  if i’m walking the dog on garbage night, is there anything wrong with just dropping the bag in a can that’s out at the curb?

i definitely smushed it under the door handle of some car that had parked in my numbered spot at an apartment complex i lived at a few years back so i feel this

it fucking AMAZES me that people do this.  i’ve literally walked a couple blocks back to the house and then back to the spot where the dog did her business to get a bag if i forgot to bring one because i mean...come on!  it’s part of being a dog owner, you signed up for it!

the gallbladder of some people

I know it’s covered mostly by 3, but shit, I do have a little extra sadness to give to Josh Rosen.  Dude gets sent to the wolves on a bad Arizona team, has to smile as they immediately give up on him to pick Kyler Murray, get shipped out to a slightly better opportunity only to see that team ship out everything that…

these motherfuckers have no clue what fucking Occam’s Razor is and will construct the most elaborate, idiotic, insane conspiracies just to ignore the obvious answer staring them right in the face

Dude, if you wanna keep splitting hairs this fucking fine, do me a favor and get me a fucking microscope.  Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

Here’s clips from the video you’re linking:

If you’re out here calling it a “momentary armbar” and saying he died of a heart attack then you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, so just stop showing your ass my dude.

Trump 2020 spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany

i’d be *shocked* if this nerd didn’t live in some lily white midwestern town where they know the first and last names of every POC neighbor “just in case”.

Hmm can you point me to where in my comment I said anything other than the fact that the last time the NYPD took their ball and went home, crime went down across the board?

yeah it was a total zoo the last time the NYPD threw a tantrum

imagine being this worked up about a utility player on a winning team

yup, sean rodriguez has hit under .200 in the last 4 years, which, according to that chart are 2017, 2017, 2017, and 2018.  i know the trump admin is aging us all in dog years but this is ridiculous!

mr. gonzalez, it’s good to see you here on kinja, but you *know* the only way to defend your honor