this definitely isn’t charlie, the face-to-head ratio is much too human like

I’ve never watched any of the Fast movies but even I knew that Bernie would have to be Dom Toretto - there could be no other choice 

their entire argument centers over who got to be furthest away from chris “scissor snips” sale

first off: LOL@using batting average as any sort of meaningful metric. secondly: would you argue there’s another hitter on the Mets that had more name recognition nationally entering the year?  pete alonso might have surpassed cespedes by that point, but i’d like to see more than 45 games before confirming that.

I’ve gone full Stockholm Syndrome with this team. I’ll always love my Metsies, but now it’s graduated to the point where I gleefully cackle when I hear that our superstar outfielder broke his ankle at his ranch (but didn’t fall off a horse) while rehabbing his double heel surgery.

can you truly call it a baseball after such a mashing

you seem really upset about me telling you that your sense of humor is shitty and dated, especially with so many words being ALL CAPS, almost like it’s “triggered” some sort of insecurity about the world in general having passed you by

yes it cut me so deep that i called you a dork with an out-of-date sense of humor.  you really got me, pal.  

go take a nap

yawn

cool slurs bro

“objective” obviously means to him “the moral obligations the version of what i believe to be god has set down for me”, how much more concrete do you want it???????

You’re advocating for forcing unwanted children to be brought into the world, but you’re saying that as soon as they’re brought into the world it’s not your problem? Seems like you’re the one with a few flaws in your logic.

“turgid”

so i assume you’re signed up to adopt and raise any unwanted babies that are now going to happen in your community, right?  

cool, can those cells live outside the mother at the moment of conception?  because if they can’t then they really aren’t “living” are they hmmm??

I think it’s pure deception by the devil that people think abortion is OK.

they’re getting weirdly sneaky - the real DRA usually isn’t so obtuse/stubborn/however you wanna put it and i know that there’s been another imposter so I checked the kinja handle and saw it was misspelled.  no shame on your end, as it’s seems to be a new tactic for people with too much time on their hands around here.

it’s a faaaaake (not the real dreaded rear admiral)

Rick Santorum is a ding-dong who knows nothing about anything. All he will do is throw confetti in the air