“very weak evidence”?  go look at the GIF at the top of this page for as long as it takes for this shitty hot take to melt out of your brain

+3, here to pile on

hey did you realize that you put the decimal in the wrong spot

this one seems very tomato-y

wait wait wait i’ve been out here politically assassinating people all this time and i could’ve been getting retention for it?  shit!

good lord this is shit-tier trolling

You did see the part where about 4% of people executed were proven innocent, right?

oh my god that tweet happened in 2019? like, the same year we’re currently in, only 4ish months ago, and not 3 years ago like it feels like it in my head?

so much for honor among thieves

enormous flaw in the rulebook, it’s shitty that the best you can do is a minor + a match penalty.  I’m sure CBJ is going to be so much happier with McAvoy sitting for a game or two against Carolina than getting more than a 2 minute powerplay (that was split between the end of the 2nd and beginning of the 3rd to boot!)…

lol you fucking suck at reading

The floors of the world finally get their vengeance

“This is not [an] NRA position,” she added. “But as far as I’m concerned, I’d love to have a sign out front: ‘We have gun-toting teachers and security.’”*

police officers would have to be far more discerning on arrests

If it hasn’t killed Trump yet, I’ll give the healthier-seeming Bernie the benefit of the doubt.

Yeah, figured he was flying commercial here - but the story piqued my “hey I wonder how *slightly related thing* would work” itch, so thanks for the info!

This is something I have 0 knowledge of, being a plebe who flies commercial and only commercial - but would Russell have had to go through normal TSA procedures as part of flying on a private charter with the Nets/Lakers/Ohio St?  Not really trying to exonerate him for a goofup, just wondering if he’s out of practice…

I’m furious that I know all three of these names

I love the idea of solving school shootings by putting more guns into schools and putting teachers (you know, teachers - the least frazzled group of people at a school, not prone at all to occasionally misplacing things throughout their day) in charge of keeping those guns safe on top of everything else they do during…

probably the Beyond burger?