holy shit you got the grays coming at you for this one lol

the privilege is strong as hell right here

“A lot of that training becomes muscle memory, and to say that officers are engaging in fear-based training on the weekends, but they can just simply switch it off when they come to work on Monday and put on the uniform, that is false.”

I hit this milestone once I moved out on my own and all of a sudden *I* was the one who had to pay for those broken controllers

I’m not here to yum anyone’s yuck or look down on anyone’s passions, but damn...imagine getting this fucking worked up over a storyline from the game where evil sorcerers and leaders from a dimension adjacent to ours try over and over to invade and take over the Earth

Clark Gillies is almost the perfect comparison for him - similar goal production (319 career goals vs 312 for Williams) and similar playoff production (Clark was a 47-47-94 in 164 career playoff games and Williams is 37-61-98 in his 146 playoff games). I think there’s a decently good chance he gets in - 300+ goals in…

still better than being the kind of person who tries and fails miserably to troll and then retreats into “wahhh it’s semantics”

it looks like someone trying to troll and failing fucking miserably

lo (i left the last L off because you should just fucking take it at this point)

what the fuck does this even mean nerd

To be fair, if your name was Pinky Person you’d try and give everything else in the world just as bad a name.

proving once again, everything is bigger in Texas, even the diapers these assholes fill 

check his twitter feed, he definitely has been having a blast with it

Yeah, I’ve had a feeling after what they did that the Braves/Mets/Nats/Phils are all gonna win between 85 and 90 games - they’re gonna beat each other up too much for anyone to have a huge 95+ win season, but they’re all too good to be much worse than 85ish wins.  Wouldn’t be surprised to see both wildcards come out…

settle down, my dog is cowering in the corner with that kinda talk

surely it’d be more productive than commenting on an article you don’t care about instead of skipping it

Yes, so much better that someone whose social media postings have been notable enough that the FBI is keeping tabs is able to fly into an entirely different state 2,000 miles away, and buy a gun and ammunition the same day with just their driver’s license.  God forbid your hobby become slightly more work to enjoy so…

If there’s any pitcher on this staff you should have a fast hook with, it’s Matz.  When he’s on he can be incredibly good (his last 8 starts last year he had a 2.44 ERA and a 51/16 K:BB in 44.1 IP) but when he’s bad he goes down the tank fast - seems like every year he’s good for at least one start where he gives up…

Couple points I’d throw back - obviously goal scoring was up this year, but Tampa was historical in the becoming only the 18th team (and the first since the 95-96 Penguins) to have 3 40 goal scorers on the same team.

awww why would I leave when you’re so good at rattling off the shithead’s greatest hits??? do you take requests? I’d love to hear “Antifa Are the Real Terrorists” or “Actually, It’s The Left Who Are Nazis (It’s Called National Socialism)“