paging lou lamoriello

aw sweetie sorry you’re mad that i spoiled the next part of your bit

wait wait do the part where you show us all the voting map that shows how many fucking cornfields voted for this idiot, that’s always my favorite part

huge disservice to Pops Freshenmeyer right here

how the fuck are you out of the greys

Would you find it offensive if an actor, let’s say Ansel Elgort (mostly because it’s fun to say) darkened their skin in order to play Martin Luther King Jr. for a role? Because Ansel’s a huge fan of MLK and his work, and would love the chance to portray him on the big screen - and since one of MLK’s defining…

stop blowing that whistle, my dog’s heard enough

What story would you have them do at this moment in time(or better yet, the moment in time you commented, 2 and half hours before this reply)?  “This church burnt down, we think it could be related to construction but we’re not really sure yet so maybe it’s not construction!  Thank you for reading this incredibly…

you sound mad

This is 100% on the refs for letting it get out of hand, and while that’s not going to help Kadri at all, I’d bet you see a lot quicker whistles in Game 3.

Rumor I saw going around twitter (so take that with the appropriate grains of salt) is his agent actually pushed for the deal because they were worried that in a few years he’d leave them and they’d miss out on a big 10% cut.

But there’s a case to be made that guys like Albies are signing these contracts *because* of the market that Keuchel and Kimbrel are sitting through right now. They’re taking less than they would have made on the open market 5 years ago to ensure that they don’t have to actually put up with the volatility of that…

just because family court sucked for you doesn’t mean you need to derail the comment section here pal

Fair enough!  I’d say split the difference then - they goofed up but it seems the intent was to give the reader a full view of the words.

look i’ll take a few more in Brooklyn just cuz that means they’ve made it out of the first round 

It does get frustrating - I haven’t really made up my mind on who I’d want to support yet (leaning Bernie or Warren) but fuck, come on - you can pick at the policies someone has but at the end of the day, *any* of these 43 Dem candidates are better options than what we got now.  

BUCKET/TOILET WATER 2020 BAYBEEEEE

The first link in this story links to the previous story where they reported on what she said. 

Yeah, but then reading the article it clears up why Paul Pierce is mentioned in the headline for an article with a poster about Dwyane Wade as the lead photo. Don’t think it’s any sort of stretch for the headline to be what it is.

Because the idea is that *of course* Heat fans would give Wade a memorable send-off, but they also managed to pass along a message to Paul Pierce as well, hence the “too” in the headline.