Here’s the article that USA Today wrote that Splinter cited in their article. Does that meet your standards, professor?

I have zero idea how Peter Chiarelli still has a job after getting fleeced *MULTIPLE* times by Garth fucking Snow.

(with a goddamn fire cauldron!)

I didn’t even know they were counting rebounds in that game, but as Barry said, it is the “future of football”.

hell fucking YEAH

it’s a very specific-to-me nap, but my “in and out of consciousness during Monday Night Raw” nap is a weekly highlight of my life

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!!! 

the easiest way to get to the bottom of this is to remember back to the landmark Supreme Court case, Denied It v. Supplied It

Has your friend’s dog become the focus of everyone’s attention, even though there are maybe five things you can say about or to a dog before you want to cut off your own arm?

to be fair:  what else was there to watch (i was right there with you)

BBWAA should be fucking embarrassed that this guy somehow got a vote and that he’s become a minor focal point in what should be an awesome time for deGrom.

You just have to look for the person that sounds like what you’d get if you combine Eric Garland with even more coke and less awareness of how the world works.

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO

The hardest thing for me to parse is thinking what you spelled out here, and the opposite thought that you gotta shed light on their bullshit. If you just let them say what they’re gonna say without any sort of challenge from the media, then it just reinforces the normality of it.

it feels like centuries ago

this list is a Who’s Who of guys I always picked up in Madden to see if they could at least be somewhat decent in the digital world

You could pay ~265,666 people to hold on to their dicks for a year at $30,000.

i’m surprised we didn’t see any triple parentheses in that statement

just because you can’t find any actual physical cases of a homeless person being admitted to the hospital for being given bad food doesn’t discount the fact that Susan was absolutely SICKENED seeing this riff raff in the same park where she takes her kids to every other Tuesday!

gritty is life and gritty is love