Counterpoint:  put a brick through this asshole’s window, and hopefully his skull!

Part of me is starting to think they’re just some long-forgotten Gawker employee toiling in the basement of a building Nick Denton sold a decade ago, and this is their twisted revenge fantasy.

Word to the wise:  just don’t eat the cookies in the clearance section.

It feels like Pelosi and Schumer did next to nothing to actually try and stop, or at least slow down, the continuous waves of shit cascading out of the White House over the past two years - so why the hell should they be rewarded with leadership positions?  Schumer especially spent the last two years getting played…

I will say that as tempting as it sounds, an “All Sex Bathroom” is a luxury I’d only really entertain if I had another bathroom designated for all non-sex bathroom acts.

oh my god i want this

One of the weirdest things to me is that NY (and especially NYC) is seen as one of the most progressive states in the country and we have some of the worst fucking laws when it comes to voting in any other way that standing in line on Election Day (no mail voting, pain in the ass absentee requirements, etc.)  And…

Very excited to be able to do the thing and cast my vote against the vile Pete King this morning.  Voted for Cuomo (ugh) on the Working Families’ line if only to hopefully get them some more recognition and (even on just a state level) get more parties involved on the same playing field.

In all honesty:  where the fuck are you putting an Amazon HQ in NYC?  I mean, I can always be surprised, but I feel like you’re not going to be able to fit something that’s going to lead to “50,000" jobs in the middle of this city without eminent domain-ing the fuck out of some poorer folx with nowhere else to go.

When most people have maybe 4 or 5 pairs of shoes in their closets, the guy with 60 pairs is definitely gonna fit the bill of a “sneakerhead” to them

i look forward to following you into this glorious new future

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in 20 years

i was so confused by your syntax and then BAM! got it

it’s seriously amazing that you’ve made it this far into 2018 believing this “not all cops” bullshit is acceptable - you realize that accepting 5% means that it would be 1 out of every 20 cops would be corrupt, right? and you realize there are almost 750,000 cops in this country? so by your reasoning, it’s okay to…

keep licking that boot then pal

where the HECK are you getting into on NYE for only $15???

the islanders are...antifa now?

get this “not all cops” bullshit outta here