are they even worth it when you have to say “oh no, you have to go this place, *that* place is the racist cheese steak place”

Mitchell said that when additional police arrived at the scene, the officer told them that she had walked into the wrong apartment, and that “at some point, she pulled her weapon and shot the victim.”

- Install a constant Yellow blinking light so all drivers approach with caution from all sides.

in my heart of hearts, i feel that the main reason these chowder guzzlers will never be happy with their championships comes down to one thing: 18-1

hell yeah this is the good good kinja

kid’s gotta learn eventually

riddle me this: if everything in your neighborhood was doing fine with a guy you admit was doing “basically nothing”, what makes you think it’s going to be worse with someone focusing on areas of your district that aren’t yours?

Surely not as loudly as the man himself can do it:

+1.68 ERA & 3rd place finish

For someone so passionate about voting, I gave you multiple examples of states that *don’t* make it easier for people to vote and you acted as if it wasn’t a big deal.  Seems like you’re the one prone to spreading disinformation, friend.

Craig should’ve ordered “black, two (or however many) sugar” if he wanted it that way.  Waitress is 100% correct.  

They’re extremely passionate about their right to be wrong.  Weird thing is, I looked at their comment history and didn’t get a very troll-y vibe, which means that this is possibly a real live person with their real, actual thoughts

The other valid excuses are similarly given with a sworn voter statement.

I have no idea what facts you’re asking me to check.

Currently 13 states do not offer any early voting and require an excuse for an absentee ballot: Alabama, Connecticut, Delaware, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, & Virginia. Going by 2014 census data, that equals out to about 38,516,000…

One of the coolest shows I’ve ever been to was seeing this band at the Stanley Hotel in Colorado earlier this year.  The new record fuckin shreds, too.

this was my first thought on seeing the header image

I’m weirdly curious about this bit:  if Gardenhire was going out to bring in a new pitcher and gets ejected before calling for the new pitcher, is that switch null and void?  Do they have to send the bench coach (or whoever would be acting as manager after the ejection) out to “officially” do the pitching change? …

It’s like if wrestling was just Vince McMahon.

MAHMOUD A: Skip, I want to ADDRESS this issue.