thank god the 35 year old is getting all these plate appearances to get back on track instead of the (checks notes) 22 year old who was regarded as a league-wide top 10 prospect only a year ago

It’s 2018, I’d feel like you could make the argument that the Occam’s Razor scenario has evolved to “cop does his job poorly/improperly, suspect ends up dead” now.

because you obviously have an acute insight into their family dynamic and know exactly how close each familial relationship was.  i bet you even have a flowchart that tells you the acceptable amount of outrage for each family member!

was he already a murderer when he came into the country? no? then a murderer wasn’t welcomed into our midst.

Seems disappointing White Sox fans wasn’t enough, now Luis Avilan’s gonna go to Philly and try and disappoint their fans too!

this is the pure uncut kinja, please be careful when ingesting it y’all

he probably could’ve done better just literally mailing $2 to every single resident

I got my first concussion due to an extremely dumb confluence of events. It was one of those gym days where the teacher basically says “eh, do whatever you want”, so my friend Pete and I were trying to kick soccer balls from one end of the basketball court into the hoop at the other end. A few foot behind us, our…

nothing screams “real man” like grooming and fucking underage girls and shitting your pants to avoid the draft

I think the difference is that Splinter & the other GMG sites are for a much different demographic than CNN/MSNBC/et al, and probably has a higher baseline of political knowledge (could be over-generalizing there, but I think you get what I’m saying). Most of the readers here aren’t going to see a post about the…

I phoned ahead!

You, earlier:

i say this as someone whose only stumbling block to being fully vegan is eggs & cheese:  fuck PETA forever and ever

look at this nerd literally playing the “both sides” card as if that argument hasn’t been completely and utterly belittled and derided for the last 363 days

they’re full of the delicious four-course meals he consistently prepares for them in the name of “civility”

it’d be easier to make a glass of warm milk seem scary and dangerous than tim kaine

for everyone thinking it’s so funny/dumb that people working with antifa don’t want their photos taken: if you work in an at-will state, your employer can fire you with no repercussions for attending a protest. not only that, but the extreme right has been known to dox those that appear at antifascist gatherings in…

I saw it more along the lines of “well, if we sign all of these good safeties EXCEPT Eric Reid, it’s gonna seem obvious what we’re doing.” So, instead, they back off the position group as a whole to cover their tracks.

Chicago was never the same after Terry Kath was shot.

to be fair, even *with* that performance he’s still got a 2.50 ERA and 206 Ks in 158.1 innings.