Like the last verse of the Iliad, “Such was their burial of Hektor, breaker of horses.”

Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

Idk, looks like an unfriendly to me. Probably stole that flag from one of ours.

“You went to law school at Costco?”

“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”

Nah this is a troll.  I’m not huge on Brie Larson and Carol is the worst Captain Marvel but The Marvels was, indeed, fun.  It probably should have been a D+ series instead of a movie but at least it wasn’t 3 hours long.

“Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?”

I understand where Proyas is coming from, but if anybody is going to play gatekeeper it should be James O'Barr. He created the comic as a means of dealing with his fiance getting killed by a drunk driver, then watched the narrative of the character get permanently associated with the death of someone else instead. 

30 years of Pokemon explained by Helen Mirren. Let’s go.

I would love it honestly if they brought her back but just made her a very goofy, incompetent character who’s constantly banging her head on things and dropping bit handfuls of stuff on her foot and then jumping up and down. Just make her the doofy comic relief, kinda like that Simpsons episode where the family…

A lot of them just presume that their careers flatlining has to be the result of “cancel culture” because there’s no way that it could be something inherent to their acting skill or talent.

Carano is currently suing Disney for wrongful termination and discrimination. Does she have a case? Who knows. The mysteries of the law are beautiful and strange.

More gambling addicts should become generational basketball stars with enormous endorsement deals, since it really seemed to help Jordan stay out of too much financial trouble. I don’t know why people keep recommending therapy and stuff, instead of just telling addicts to become one of the best basketball players of…

I’ve been thinking on it because although we enjoyed Kimmel’s swipe back, we were like “don’t give Trump any oxygen man!” but after thinking about it more.... his crimes are honestly so steep that I kinda think paying zero attention to him is actually being more humane than needed here. It’s kinda like how people…

Better to look old than not get to be old ;)

He’d probably look pretty great without the beard, but you can tell he’s loving that thing, even if it’s getting in the way.

I truly don’t understand why people who feel this way continue to visit this site. Literally every single story, no matter the content, context, or author is littered with comments that all feature some variation of:

“lol, imagine calling yourself a (journalist|author|blogger) because you write for…

My big one concerning Watchmen is Silk Spectre. You see the OG costume (the one that’s literally made of silk) all the time, but the leather fetish outfit from the film? Almost never. 

I have, but it was a midnight showing of Priscilla Queen of the Desert at the Paramount in the mid 90s.