I would get a new financial guy.

Congratulations, you’ve just invented the NFL rulebook.

Because who cares about the spirit of soccer when the letter can parse it to death. 

“Pollitoooo Wolves don’t loose sleep over the opinions of sheep”

I think the bigger scoop of this story is that Antonio Brown is a fan of T.S. Eliot, Andrew Lloyd Webber, or both.

If he was running for Vice President I would vote for him in perpetuity. 

Can I get a trigger warning or a NSFW alert or some shit before I scroll down to that obscenity? Christ, my grandkids are going to need to bleach their eyeballs.

He’s more Michael Scott clueless and thoughtlessly racist. 

Somehow this gaffe machine is considered the SAFE choice to take on Trump. Can someone please explain that to me?

J/k it’s because he’s a white dude, I know that. 

Can someone please explain to me how a self-described gaffe machine is considered the SAFE option to take on Trump? 

Eventually, Biden’s going to pull one of these at a debate, and Warren will be there to shiv him like she did Delaney.

Trump Brain Status: Lukewarm Queso Dip

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism” and went on from there. “It’s irresponsible to use the word ‘white nationalim’ (sic) as it spreads a false narrative that it’s negative to be proud of your country.”

Oh my God, fuck you, lady.

I’m not going to argue with you about which movie is better because that’s entirely subjective and you’re not wrong in your opinions, but if we’re talking about which movie was more influential, clearly Saving Private Ryan casts the longer shadow.

I was 16 when this movie came out (1999 was a great year to be 16). I came home raving about it to my father, who saw it on my recommendation, given that I worked at the movie theater and he could see it for free.

He said he had seen better pictures on a milk carton. I didn’t recommend much to him after that. He loved…

Yes, it is absolutely his fault you didn’t get the joke. 

I’m 36 and I’ve never found it funny. I decided long ago that I don’t really want to watch sitcoms of terrible people being terrible (nope, not really into Always Sunny either). Give me the Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99 brand of sitcom, with fundamentally good people doing goofy shit. 

The tortured metaphor kind?

It barely has a plot, that’s why. The stage musical is mostly dancing, with some songs thrown in. 

This movie is going to suuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkk.

Musicals, particularly dance heavy musicals like this one, are fundamentally action films, in that there is action happening on screen that needs to be captured at the proper angles and framing to be legible in the final edit. Tom Hooper is not know for his chops…