I’m with you. Plot is frequently the least interesting thing about a movie, after cinematography, editing, performance, sound design, etc. etc. literally none of which it is even possible to spoil. You can’t appreciate a well composed shot until you see it for yourself.

Hell, most of the time I seek spoilers so I’m…

I mean, it’s a terrible plan when you consider for a second that if the army of the dead had won, it also would have doubled its size. But since nobody considered that in the whole of the show, I don’t really hold it against Cersei.

Depends on how many Millenials get their asses in gear and vote. The oldest of us are mid-30's now, which is about the time an age cohort starts to show up at the polls. 

My theory is that A) Michelle Obama will always be my favorite FLOTUS and B) Melania is a non-presence. 

I was about to go hard at you for besmirching Michelle Obama. Then I remembered who is actually FLOTUS. Then I got sad. 

Seriously, who gives a shit? This is all dithering until the actual report is in our hands. Res ipsa loquitur motherfucker. 

A man can dream. 

Look, I’m all for your shtick, but maybe we shouldn’t use Buttchug to refer to a gay politician. Err on the side of caution, y’know.

Pretty much.

Thanks for this. Finally got it to work, though it’s too late to edit the original post. 

Dude, I’ve been trying to edit this motherfucker with that picture at least a dozen times and Kinja just refuses. 

Never been more appropriate

Disney paid $4B to acquire Lucasfilm. The box office for the movies have made close to half that. Combined with licensing and i’m pretty sure Disney is turning a profit on this already. 

I just wonder what his agent is even doing? Like, I know $35M is a lot of money, but Albies would be a steal at twice that.

It came right after a story about Dirk Nowitzki getting a memorable send-off in Dallas. It’s not crazy to think that’s what the “too” was about. 

I read the entire article, which is entirely about the memorable send off that the Heat fans gave Dwyane Wade. As a part of that send off to Dwyane Wade, they also roasted Paul Pierce, who did not receive a send off because he wasn’t even in the building or playing for the team. I assumed that Tom had a brain fart and…

Um, Tom, I think you might need one more cup of coffee.

My darkhorse pick to take the whole thing. 

I honestly have no idea what John Lewis was thinking with this. I went to see who contributed to his campaign and he has no obvious contributions from the tax prep industry, so I’m at a loss and deeply disappointed.

Oh, you poor, sweet summer child.