My wife is a Geologist, and she has always told me that geologists in the field are notorious drinkers. Confirmed.

Please. This is how I do money and it works out fine. My wife and I take our combined incomes, subtract bills and savings, and voila, what’s left over for the month is ours to spend as we see fit. Then we keep meticulous track of our spending. If an unexpected bill comes up we either take it out of our rainy day fund…

Right!?

She isn’t a very good orator, but it has nothing to do with tone or volume or any of that, which all those criticisms are absolutely rooted in sexism.

The reason she’s not a very good orator is because it always feels, at least to me, like she’s reading the speech instead of delivering the speech. It’s a minor…

Ahem.

She was missing. She was in New York.

Tough bind for an editor: run an old photo for a current event story, or run the pictures of the most important events of the night, most of which featured men. I think the NYT handled it the best.

My thought exactly. The New York Times handled the problem the best.

You’re only a borrower if you don’t pay the thing in full at the end of the month.

Think of credit cards like a checkbook that pays you to use it and you’ll never have a problem.

Plus, they’re all kinda stupid. If you want to be a cop but test as too intelligent they won’t hire you.

Kind of suggests that they’re already putting this into practice, doesn’t it.

I mean, when was the last time an ad targeted at men also acknowledged queerness in any way whatsoever?

And the Jackson 5.

Good thing he’s dead so we can enjoy his music again.

Hey, fuck you.

Let it go, Baba.

You mean irony, not hyperbole, and it’s barely perceptible, at least to me.

There is no such thing as a just or unjust death. To quote a certain Tony nominee, “Death doesn’t discriminate.”

I’m surprised more people don’t bring up Irreplaceable in this dumb controversy. It was written as a country song before Bey recorded it. She’s pretty obviously a fan of the genre.

I hope they 0-162, and they never win another game and end up moving to Havana after nobody goes to that monster in Cobb County. Fuck ‘em.

Of course I want Sanders nominees. That’s why I voted for him. But if he doesn’t win the question isn’t do I want Sanders nominees or Clinton nominees, it’s Clinton nominees or Trump nominees. And refusing to vote for Clinton in the general is a vote for whoever the Republican nominee is, full stop.

It’s working out terribly, because left wing Democrats, of which I am one, (I voted for Bernie) hate incrementalism and refuse to engage in it.

You know who incrementalism is working for? The Republicans. They’ve been chipping away at everything I hold dear for 40 fucking years, slowly and steadily, and look at all…