Not his track. It’s not even really ‘Ye’s. Nikki owns that one.

I do. Bobby Finger is a gigantic asshole.

I think the better question than why aren’t there more POC in Coen brothers movies is why aren’t there more POC Coen brothers.

Not, like, black family members of the Coens, but a pair of black filmmakers with the reach and the following of Joel and Ethan.

You know what I’ve always found extremely convincing in arguments? Condescension. Really convinces me I’m in the wrong, and in no way makes me retrench and argue my point harder.

Jesus, I agree with you, and I think you’re the worst.

This is why I just zero sum budget. Have all your regular expenses come out of your net, including savings, at the first of the month. The rest is yours to spend however you want. If something comes up, cut back elsewhere in a dynamic, free floating way. It takes some self-control, and a lot of monitoring, but it…

I call this the Short Circuit method of cinema appreciation.

Somebody is going to have to explain to me one day why these nerds can lose money on their game but I can’t play online poker.

Do not marry that guy. You will do nothing but fight over money. You will nag him, he will resent you, you will resent him for not keeping up with the spending plan, and you’ll divorce.

You can either have heartache now, or you can have heartache and a bill for a divorce lawyer later.

This is the most common sense solution to me. Football and Basketball are both huge industries. Treat them as such. Coaching 101. Tactics 101. History of Football. Sports Agency. There is no reason why I can major in Film while these guys can’t major in Sports. Both of us have about equal chance of going big league…

Why can’t athletes major in their sport? I’m serious.

Football is a huge industry, employing thousands of people at the high school, college, and pro levels. Let’s just build a college level courseload around that industry. Coaching 101. History of Football. Tactics 101. Give the kids that won’t go pro on the field an…

But I can’t, because no one really can, so I’ll enjoy my 8%.

If you can accurately predict the market, then mazel tov. I hope you do well. I really do.

Great! Or really, I have no idea, because I’m on a 30 year timeframe and the day to day movement of the market doesn’t concern me, not even when it crashes like this. My guess is that I’ll be pleased when I buy my SPY at the reduced price, and 30 years from now I have realized the 8% gains that the S&P has…

So you’re a gambler then. Enjoy your casino.

You have no idea how long term investing works.

I don’t give a shit what the market has done over the past five days. I want to know what the market does over the next 30 years, and I can expect to make about 8% because that’s historically what the market makes, on average, year over year.

If you’re worried about…

He gives financial advice for the financially illiterate. These are people who get themselves into $15k worth of credit card debt and then take out payday loans. If you have any money sense at all, Dave Ramsey is not for you.

I didn’t like the idea of taking my wife’s name, which is why I told her she didn’t have to take mine. I even lobbied against it. But she wanted to, for the whole family-having-the-same-last-name reason. I’m not thrilled about it, but she’s an autonomous adult and can do what she wants.

It’s really simple; if the butt of the joke is a rapist or rape culture, then joke away. If the butt of the joke is a rape victim, or any woman in general, then you’ve probably fucked up.

Tejón face!

In what universe do football games give you the whole field. Before the ball is snapped, yes, you have a view of all 22 players on the field, but once the action starts your view is limited to where the ball is on the field. Receivers and defensive backs do most of their action offscreen, until the ball is thrown in…

I hate Whitey. Oh, and I hate you, specifically.