The only thing that can get me to sign up for this is when they offer TCM. Either don't care about or already get all of these channels through a combo of Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime and password borrowing. But TCM on a set top box would get me to sign up with the quickness.

Call me crazy, but I don't think this trivializes the victim at all. Are these dudes paragons of the feminist mindset? No, probably not. But I think its helpful to remind people, loudly and with choreography, that Winston is a scumbag rapist.

This list is idiotic. The top four animals don't even have hands.

Revisit Nine Types. I had totally written it off, but now I realize that it just suffered from being the follow-up to Dear, Science, and that, when the former is judged from the distance of years and less unattainable expectations, it is excellent.

Better baserunner, way better defender, and a higher career WAR with two injury plagued seasons. It's not as crazy as it sounds on its face.

And yet he still had a five win season, which is why, as a Braves fan, this trade hurts so much.

The Big Bang and evolution have fuck all to do with each other. Evolution makes no claims on how life on this planet began, and it certainly doesn't make any claims on the birth of the universe. Evolution is merely a mechanism for the development of life over time through natural selection.

That's what creationists…

Um, Kendrick Lamar's debut album is Section.80. good kid, m.A.A.d city, the album "Backseat Freestyle" comes from, is his breakthrough second album.

I don't think the next 30 years are going to be like the last 30 years. That progression cannot hold. It will become too big a political issue for Washington to continue to ignore.

Not that I'm not saving, but there's no way a Bachelor's degree from an in-state public university will cost as much as a house. It's just…

I'm sorry, but that calculator is total nonsense. It says that my infant can expect a bill of a quarter million dollars. That's just alarmist.

Context.

A) Paula Deen has been outed as someone who casually threw around a racist slur.

B) She's also a noted fan of antebellum imagery

C) The person who rings the bell in front of her restaurant is always an older, larger black woman. Never a young white hostess, never a tatooed line cook, always an elderly fat black…

This is why you're going to be hearing the name Uncle Maddio's in the very near future. It's a pizza chain modeled after a Chipotle, so crazy customizable with fresh ingredients and whole wheat dough option. The only worry I have for the chain is that it has no delivery option, which seems crazy to me.

There is only one time and place where it is acceptable to drink Heineken, and that is at happy hour in a bar in Amsterdam.

Do not take a tour of the Heineken factory though, because that shit is a waste of money. It's not even a real working factory, it's just a shitty museum in a town full of really awesome museums.

This looks extremely good for CONCACAF. It makes me much more confident in the US match on Monday.

Yeah, but Dave Ramsey is a charlatan, so...

Exactly. For most shortstops that's a bang-bang play if they don't fall on their ass. With the fall they couldn't hope to get an out. If Simmons hadn't fallen, the guy would have been out by three steps, which is insane because Simmons was in left field.

None of that is true.

Not familiar with the senior Senator from Massachussetts, I see.

Paid maternity leave is such a terrible idea that literally the rest of the world does it.

Check the guy's user name and then relax a bit.