I would have stopped in my tracks and grabbed some popcorn. I appreciate scenes.
Perfect opportunity for a “your mom” joke! Even if it makes no sense:
pReExGirlfriend8 here (because ‘pre ex girlfriend’ was taken). In 7th and 8th grade a had a painful, huge crush on this boy who was two grades ahead of me and had a band; and we IM’d every night. I can’t adequately describe the flutter that my little heart felt when 1) he signed on and 2) HE messaged ME first, but I’m…
Ohhhh noooo. When you have a super pattable percussive butt... oh man... the joy of the pat pat patting that is soooo good. One of my dogs got them bey hips... so satisfying to pat. True story, last night my husband and I, both mid-sleep, woke up because we were both patting her butt and ended up patting each others…
I’m legit scared for Lisa when Giggy finally does die (though I’m not 100% certain he isn’t dead already and they’ve been carrying his taxidermied body in a tiny purple velvet tuxedo).
Is this the second vanderpup that has died in the last three months?
It’s changed from “having a library” in your home to having the “grossest bathroom stall from a sketchy gas station along I-95" in your home.
I snapped at a particularly shitty student today and kicked him out of my class. I am now giving myself excessive anxiety over losing my job or getting arrested (lol anxiety, never change), nevermind that my boss told me he spoke to the student and backed me up 100%, nevermind that he’s a problem child on his last…
I hear you. I used to get severe panic attacks from delayed stress. Terrible. Out of nowhere and intense. After a bad panic attack that started at six in the morning at Sea Tac and kept going through the flight to Newark, during which I was gasping for air, asked my doctor for Klonopin. And here’s the thing: now that…
Not to be obnoxious or anything...but I’m getting married tomorrow!! Eeeeeeeeeee!
Well, for me, this is Good News!
Here’s the mental health/Self Care thread:
Silly rant coming, but why the fuck is it so fucking hard to find a carryon suitcase that falls within the allowed dimensions for the airlines? I know dimensions vary by carrier but 22”x14”x9” is the most common size allowance within the US so you’d think there’d be plenty of options in that size. I’m about 3 weeks…
Idk man Kim is starting to grow on me. Do I still think she’s vain and superficial, yes but I’m starting to see some growth in her and I appreciate her efforts. This world is so weird man. I think I might have to start drinking again.
Fuuuuck.
I love how the original post dismisses The Good Place as “the dumb show before [Will and Grace]” then complains “is there nothing new in Hollywood?”
The dumb show before it is The Good Place and it’s amazing.