Does it count as an impression if you are like basically the same person? Even their natural voices sound extremely similar.

Did you know that humans can regenerate fingertips? The liver and the fingertips are the only parts that can totally regenerate and be as good as new without scar tissue etc. But you have to leave to wound open, if the doctors stitch it up, it won’t grow back. The guy who finally proved it actually amputated his own…

it me.

Maddie has mastered her one expression to the point that no other expression is needed. It’s sad, it’s yearning, it’s “water?,” it’s hay fever, it’s “the name is at the tip of my tongue.”

I think I still follow Christi, and the crazy one with the other dance studio, on Twitter. I have no idea who’s still on this show, though it seems that 1) Abby has lost weight and started getting highlights and 2) Maddie’s finally growing into her teeth.

Somewhere in Pittsburgh, Kelly and Christi are cackling loudly over a five-cocktail lunch.

And just to clarify- you, knowing nothing of these people save for their religious beliefs, chose to compare them to an SS Officer, literally the worst thing that you- or I- could possibly compare someone too.

Full on atheist- just hate fundamentalism in all it's stripes.

It’s just like that lazy shithead Martin Luther King Jr....I mean sure, it’s great to have a dream. But if your dream doesn’t include every single thing I believe should be in a dream (see: butter scotch roller coasters) then he’s no better than a fucking Gestapo child pornographer.

Comparing Nazism to things that aren’t Nazism? Even far right non Jesus following “Christians” aren’t the equivalent of the Nazi party.

I don’t mind “we are going to have a baby” because yes, after the baby is born, they will both, as parents, have a baby. For similar reasons I also give “we’re having a baby,” a pass. But “we are pregnant”? Ugh. No. No, no, no.

@ Yoko Listen to the sound of the fire burning in the center of the Earth. It is the same as the beautiful fire you carry inside you.

but if it’s ALL premade and largely microwaved, I feel pretty strongly that it’s not upscale.

I know everyone hates candy corn but i wwwuuuvvvvs it

The finest microwaves.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

I was working in an upscale restaurant

“Andre, take me to Red Lobster.”

This was actually my face as I was reading about Taylor Swift and Adam Calvin:

I don’t know much about this show and so when I waded into that clip this quickly became my facial expression: