Kristen is a psychotic SERVER (SURver?) not a psychotic bartender~

What stroderealty said. No actual advice, but Even if you stammer your way through a sentence, everyone can understand what you’re saying perfectly and I doubt anyone takes much of a notice to it. Good luck! Please don’t quit French because of this!

I mean there’s going to be some PT, but it won’t be bad because you’re definitely p young for spinal surgery.

Merry Christmas~

Nope. Not fucking weird at all! When universal human rights (womens rights) are involved, there’s no such thing as cultural relativism. “Not raping and killing women” isn’t comparable to, say, the hijab question (is it okay to ban it? Is it okay to enforce it?)

I read this aloud to the dude before he got out of bed and his gut is busted wide open~

I didn’t think having a lady-lead would make that much of a difference to me (I didn’t think I’d feel so included) but it legitimately did in the best way possible.

Skin cancer from my mom’s side, eczema from my dad’s. I limit my steroid use to once a week. Thankfully that works for me.

BB-8 was p damn cute.

“And what is the approximate size of Mitt Romney’s penis?”

Liquid pooping pants 😩😱 wearing adult diapers before I hit 30 😩😱😩😱😩😱

Just imagine sweat pouring down your face, you’re totally green, and then all of a sudden, THIS SHIT. This self-indulgent WARBLGARBLALWBDHAAAATRRRRRGHHHH IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

“But the thing is I would just drive around the cars and hit the bride and groom...”

Fucking monster. Half of the time any woman in my family gets on the freeway she’s trying to plot for her fucking IBS AND I AM INCLUDED IN THIS “honey can we not make that last pit stop i’m feeling THE PAIN”

Uh... Yeah... At least at XXI you can find something that looks decent/will hold together for a few months.

There was a local model where I lived, a super pretty woman, but also known to be a little unstable in her early 20s. One of her exboyfriends beat the shit out of her, and then sent the photo she took for the police to The Dirty saying “cumdumpster did it to herself goddamn whore etc etc”

Let’s take a minute to consider that this is Nik Richie, founder of a revenge porn gossip site, trying to press a woman into talking about rape. This is the kind of woman he regularly chews up and calls a gutterwhore on his website.

Nope, it’s totally fucking reasonable for your teacher to expect you to complete something you should have already been prepared for.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Say merry christmas! Say happy holidays! Say SATAN RULES. literally no one is stopping you and only monsters would be offended by any of those.

It does for me. And sometimes it’s still cold coming back up. It really relieves a lot of pain/damage from stress puking.