LOL I noticed. You think maybe he was banned?

I’ve been following her career since the start! You couldn’t read an article about her without seeing it mentioned (and again, I remember journalists writing about her dad like he was the coolest rebel in the world, and they tried to present MIA as the daughter of some political activist) but it is really important…

I’m truly creeped out by this person. Like we all saw them claiming to be the real MBC in that post yesterday before the real MBC went on twitter and was like “wtf not me”

Yeah! One of them is the father of her baby and he dragged her through the worst custody battle.

I just remember a piece where a journalist/readers made a huge deal about how dare an activist order some damn truffle fries. That’s literally all I remember.

I love this woman. And I love every attempt that soooo many journalists make to paint her like a lunatic—- Which I have no idea why they do that??? Is it because she’s crazy fucking passionate about human rights? If I was in her position I’d be so burntout and just be like FUCK YOU and walk away.

Have you ever read First Person? You should read it. Like the president of Russia sat down with a journalist for what, four hours a day for a week... To write the most auto-felating faux-autobiography ever.

I wanted pie for breakfast but somehow my sister managed to finish an entire pecan pie. By herself. Between the hours of 8 pm- 10 am. After Thanksgiving eating from 5-7:30.

Turkey CSI: Miami!

The food was good but it didn’t look pretty. We had duck instead of turkey and then we brought out a bottle of absinthe and my sister and I got drunk and took Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving pics.

Right? My disqus (????? Ew) account is already up and running in anticipation.

Just email it to Colin now!!!

Whoppers on 1000 mile journeys!!! Is that part real???!

All hail my queen.

Man, I would wake up in the morning, spend an hour brushing my hair out, and then go to school. After school, I’d spend 2 hours crying while my dad brushed my hair out. I think my parents would have made me shave my head if these toys came into the picture.

Every time I think of London and Romans... I think about Victorian London and disease and the state of their sewage systems, and I wonder how Londoners could have fucked up something they were given like a thousand or two years ago by the Romans?

Exaaaactly.

I love Jalopnik. They taunted me like a little sister when I was in an accident that wasn’t my fault and it actually made me feel better about a really stressful situation. But, then again, my best friend of 15 years is a huge Jalopnik commenter/fan that wears fucking Jalopnik tshirts and she’s awesome.

sorry faircloth but its me

You know, there are a lot of intelligent, civil conversations to be had about religiosity and secularism in France. Good conversations that can be had over coffee or a bottle of wine. This man should not be invited to those conversations, because he’s an awful idiot.