I love DB but right now I am legitimately crying about the loss of Kitchenette.

Cincinnati is fantastic if you’re in your early 20s- late 30s. Some of the area in Clifton is geared towards students, but otherwise the population isn’t majority students. Columbus is just that city all of my friends went to college for and then they became life-long alcoholics if they stayed behind after graduation…

Kelly was my neighbor for a yeaaaaar aaaaaghhhhh it was so weird. Your alt-goddess from the 90s is just outside like gardening and shit.

i am officially leaving ohio in 2 weeks and i’m trying to hold on to my county residence desperately because it’s one of the few counties that matters during elections.

I can only imagine a few things more depressing than this, and I want them out of my head.

Yeah, Garbee’s analysis seems like a no-shit-no-duh analysis at best... Like no shit, that era wasn’t good to women. No duh, no era in Western civilization as we know it has been good to women.

His comment about his daughters made me all weepy-eyed because it’s so truuuuue~

Lol “my ufc year was in second grade.”

The second half of this roundup is flawless perfection.

You are perfect.

Every time I see that picture of Kim I can’t get “I CANT GET THE ELASTIC AROUND MY PONYTAIL THREE TIMES!” out of my mind, because it is a pain I feel often

What was his reason for resignation is what I really want to know. Was it, “I fucked up?” or was it because he was still like “I don’t want to work somewhere that gives into ‘bullies?’”

Oh my God, I’ll just give it to them. Hillary Clinton is bald and she is wearing a wig. Yes, it’s true.

God no I need to temperature test that shit first and when I watched the episode I was just thinking “No no no no, no no no” and I wasn’t screaming NO because I knew some PSYCHO shit was about to happen, I was screaming because OH MY GOD HOW UNCOMFORTABLE THIS IS GIVING ME ANXIETY.

Exactly, and it doesn’t even end there! If MLK is white then... Ok that changes the narrative COMPLETELY.

“you are not my fucking mom!!!!!!!” is making me lol so hard.

Hey, at least Dayton made half of the cast from The West Wing?

I’m from Nancy’s hometown!!! I’ve heard terrible, terrible things about the way she treats people. She’s the old white lady matriarch at a dinner party that tells every guest “Don’t tip, because they’ve already added 15% gratuity!!!!! Not another cent!!!!”

I know I’ve said this before, but basically every celebrity I’ve served, from the best comedians in the world to Certain-Ohio-Based-Republican-Politicians have been ammmaaaaaaazing customers.

I always look for that line when I see near-academic Weezer take downs but it never seems to turn up!