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Omg Lazy Susan. I hate hate hate crotchety regulars. I already know your damn ticks. I already know what you’re going to ask for. One customer who thought he was a charming, grouchy old man (wrong, everyone there hated the shit out of serving your lonely ass) tried to bitch at me for bringing out his ALWAYS ALWAYS…

So grateful for geocities angelfire and tripod right now. In a way I almost wish my sites still existed as a time capsule, but I’m also glad the only shit about me on the internet is stuff I’ve approved of as an adult.

I KNOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

Mte I loooooove teen movies!!!!

It’s popular, but who cares? I would totally talk shit about you for it if I saw it when you were out and about with my ex-boyfriend that I’m still in love with, but otherwise it’s no big deal.

One time I saw an American white dude screaming at a pregnant British-Indian woman with a baby (like she must have gotten pregnant within months of giving birth) Dude was super pissed off because the airline double-booked the only bassinet on a transatlantic flight, which fine, that sucks.

Do you live near me? Or anywhere I visit? Do you want company in 3-5 business days???

For the whole foreseeable future??!!! Will you be back?!

For real I have that set too. They've been on my bookshelf. In my bedroom. For a year and a half. Like they are seriously above a shitload of political philosophy books right now.

Yes, but you should hang out, too!!!

I am totally with you. I’ve turned down free meals because “dude I need to have a healthy BM and that means I need a fucking salad.”

So, if the wrap is the traditional vessel, it’s okay? Like I’d never try to order a fucking Reuben wrap, but if it’s food from far away across the sea that uses wraps instead of sandwiches? That’s cool? Especially if no one has any pretenses that it’s healthier than a sandwich?

The kind of guy you want to rub noses with.

omg that woman’s face after “wait, you have roommates?”

Yup. It made me ask my OB-GYN for full screenings instead of just Pap smears/ demanding condoms while I was slutting around in my teens/early 20s. It also made me more comfortable talking about sexual health with my partners.

As an average-sized adult that was an average-sized tween, yes. Yes you can.

I STILL HAVE A 15 YEAR OLD PAIR OF BABY BLUE SHORTS FROM LIMITED TOO THAT I WEAR ALL THE TIME FOR PAJAMAS/MY PERIOD there are a few KINJA users here who can confirm this.

I feel like the only one here who loves her some VMAs!!! The disappointment! The drama!!! I live for it and that’s probably why no one will ever love me.

I read as soon as it goes up to do my own commenting and then I usually check throughout the day to read comments. And typically that initial comment will get me some notifications through the week!