ITS NOT A FUCKING MINIMUM WAGE JOB, YOU STUPID SHIT. ITS SUB MINIMUM WAGE.

It is not at all a normal thing in US culture to put meals on one check unless it’s formal business or a large single-family gathering.

Definitely have had relationships with the kitchen like that. When the overlords are out, the back of house underlings always let servers cook food for themselves. “But if you cook one for yourself, cook it for the rest of us!”

i’m amazed by people who subside on protein, carbs, and dairy. How do they even poop?

Yeah I took care of him for the night but he definitely got laid in the morning (after shower and tooth brushing).

You sound like my sister. I don’t categorize her as a picky jerk, she’s just charmingly weird and she’s got a good sense of humor about it.

BORN AND RAISED IN OHIO’S 8TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT

I am King Curtis and bacon (and my chicken nuggets) is good for me.

The people who think that they can get extra proteins for free because they hate vegetables. Ugh.

Right?! If a steak isn’t cooked enough to your taste, chef isn’t just throwing what they sent you back on the grill. For another minute. You get a whole new steak.

Uh, the one that isn’t made of pizza looks fucking delicious what are you doing wasting that on a child’s tastebuds

I just came back to make sure that this was real because I wasn’t sure if I drunkenly fever-dreamed this post or not.

I had no opinions regarding Bobby whatsoever until I desperately needed to know who was responsible for that image.

That makes sense coming from a certain type of customer. A runner would deliver apps to a table that hadn’t even ordered drinks yet, and the tablewould say FUCKING NOTHING about it. Like what, you just think your meal comes with 50 dollars worth of food for free? If it was bread or an amuse bouche I’d understand the…

Someone with this username just rec’d this comment and I’m going to go have a drink in their honor.

In the defense of other servers, I just want to say I have never worked ANYWHERE where that wouldn’t be an automatic write-up for an employee. If the server did it, fuck them. If the cooks told them to do it, fuck them. If management doesn’t automatically enforce a gigantic “fuck no” policy on that shit or actively…

Where the fuck has this happened? That’s so gross!

Boy Scoutz in the Hood- Martin is playing the My Dinner with Andre video game at the arcade and he excitedly says, “OOOH, TELL ME MOOOORE.”

RE the last story: How did they know their food was delivered to another table? Did the server actually... Do it in front of them?

My Dinner with Areola?!