Jaysus, maybe give us some context before scaring readers? I thought Linda Ellerbee had gone the way of Jared from Subway or something.

Pro-Life and Anti-Choice aren’t doing it for me anymore. Let’s go with Pro-Close your legs you stupid slut and if you get yourself in a bad way you better deal with it the way I deem fit or I’m going to f*cking kill you whore.

Oh man, yeah. That’s the face of pure evil right there. Look away to prevent being cursed by sin. This child is a danger to us all.

I also notice that everyone is focusing on the cop’s death and have little to say about the other two. Is this just because there isn’t enough information on the other deaths or is mourning only the cop kind of a safe choice for everyone?

Yeah, that’s pretty much a good description of any Eddie movie I’ve seen thus far.

This was one of those annoying times when you both knew who was going to win and were bored but also would have been really pissed if that person hadn’t won because they would have just made them lose for shock value.

Bristol seems like the kind of person who makes fun of ethnic sounding names but then her kids are Sailor and Tripp (Trapp? I can’t remember but it was dumb)

“All Lives Matter”

So at first I just read “Tragedy Strikes Elisabeth Hasselbeck” and my immediate, knee-jerk reaction makes me think I’m probably going to hell.

The real question is are the Obama girls going to dress like whores (read: perfectly acceptable clothing choices for girls their age and for the event) again this year so that some handwringing twit on can chastise them on Twitter?

The “look how natural and fun we are” are the best.

they want a professional uninterested in becoming a member of the Gulfstream entourage or using the job as a steppingstone to becoming an entertainer...(by f*cking aforementioned celebrities’ famous husbands). Gotcha.

You guys are making me glad my parents are long dead.

This is so confusing to me! Why would someone doing something so disgusting and obviously illegal want to simultaneously be a household name? Maybe he thought no one would believe that the cool, formerly chubby Subway guy would be capable of this...?

Maybe she’s not trying to fit into the conventionally attractive mold? We’re talking about a young woman who has been sexualized by adult men since she was a pre-teen. She may very well be honestly sick of it.

I was excited about Holly’s upset until I made the mistake of checking the news comments and seeing that half them were like “lol Ronda is so stupid, this b*tch thinks that she could fight a man? Any dude would kill her, even if he wasn’t a trained fighter.”

I think it’s good for her to lose, actually. She needed to get her ego in check. It seemed like she was at a point where she bought the idea that she was really unbeatable, which no one is.

Just enjoy the damn dog on a skateboard, okay.

I’m confused by this...does she own a high school or do they mean it was the HS she attended or....

My bad! I was actually guessing 20-21 but I’m clearly not educated on all things Swift.