Yeah, I should have probably guessed that since her remarkably weak voice has been gracing the airwaves for a seemingly long time now...

I’m having a hard time feeling sympathy for this white teenage girl who trademarked “This Sick Beat,” especially since in context I get such bad second-hand embarrassment for her I immediately have to switch channels.

More like 1960 if you factor in the “Just ignore the schoolyard bullies...who want to blow your brains out” from that one instructor.

It would be really weird if Gale and Katniss were having a real life affair because they aren’t even really good at faking chemistry in the movies. So they are just really bad actors or really bad at relationships, I guess.

I hope real female cops wear better bras than that. Her running scene looked hella uncomfortable.

No wonder our presidential candidates seem to be taking notes from Mayor Quimby on The Simpsons.

You’re forgetting that rape is never a man’s fault because boys will be boys even if they are 46 and they can’t control themselves because slutty little girls and misandry and sweet false rape accusation money and...

no that’s a butiful princess wat r u even looking at

I read somewhere that she admitted to peeing in a sink. That is not cute, I don’t care how “reeaaalll” you are.

You guys snark but even this half-baked attempt at decency makes him about ten times more progressive on this issue than a ton of people who are less than half his age...and running for president. Which is really sad.

The word pussy skeeves me out. I don’t mind vagina or really any other word for vagina but pussy is a word I associate solely with frat bros for some reason.

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

Forget those losers from the debate last night; this is a level of assholery and lack of self awareness we can all get excited about. Sir, are you interested in running for President?

Ted Cruz is maybe the literal worst thing to happen to human existence. I’ll wait for Ben Carson to make a comparison for me....

I just realized that he’s one of those dudes who everyone probably always refers to by his full name. Can you imagine anyone being like, “Hey Paul!”

F*CK, they’re on to us!

Her eyebrow game in this picture is strong.

That’s actually really sweet. :)

Trigger warning please!

Maybe Google it because this really isn’t the article for that joke.