I’m allergic to gluten so I’ve gotten used to never getting to eat dessert at family dinners, or in most restaurants. One Thanksgiving, someone brought me a mini gluten-free apple pie. I was so overjoyed—it was a big fucking deal to me. Not just bc of the pie itself, but that someone made a special trip to buy me my…

That movie is such delicious trash

Or Freeway!

Meanwhile, everyone left is all like:

Cool. Now replicate feeding the hungry and curing the sick.

And had their own stores too, with credit lines.

And then Starbucks will build living quarters upstairs of every Starbucks. It’ll be an “innovative” way to improve the living situation. And so convenient too as the rent will be automatically deducted from their paychecks.

Really excellent piece.

Drumpf said the Cincinnati Zoo “probably had no choice” in the killing of a gorilla in May. The jury is actually out on this one.

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

#TeamDONOTCARE I would climb him like a tree, bad tattoos or no.

I love that show so much, but you are absolutely right about how emotionally draining it is. I recommend following it with an episode or two of Sarah and Duck; it is a British children’s show about a little girl and her friend Duck, and it’s all gentle and lovely (there’s a forgetful old lady who knits, and her…

I mean we could sound like Australians so that's a plus...

Fuck Tony Abbott:

It has been Shark Week (as in Discovery Channel Shark Week, not Give Me Potato Chips and Chocolate Shark week), so nails this week were Espionage Cosmetics Sharks!

I heard it wasn't exhaustion. It was thirst. Needed some IV fluids.

Ok so I need to chime in real quick. It’s not that there is a need per se but more so how this whole volunteer tourism thing has developed. It’s unrealistic to believe that any of these projects have meaningful, long lasting impact. Many of these projects require long term commitments (think capacity building). There…

What...Hong Kong is not a backwater. The British banker types all seem to be married to blond women and the sight of a white woman walking the streets of Hong Kong, or using the Metro or really doing anything is not at all unusual.

“What was the name of that movie I hated about the total idiot?”