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SCOOTERS!!!

Saying “Oh Dear!” after witnessing something that horrible is the most British reaction possible.

It would be hilarious if Dave Ramsey advocated for pulling a Tavarish (whom I tend to agree with in his articles) and recommends some crazy AMG for the price of a Fusion.

Good article, Tom.

Trail Mary
Full of Pope
Hallowed be thy name
Blessed art thou among off-roaders
And blessed is the cult of thy brand, Jeep

UHaul calling someone else out for being a poorly maintained road safety concern - talk about ironic.

I motion to re-name the gas powered Chevy Spark the Suck-Squish-Bang-Blow.

I used to work in a flooring store. Carpet styles are like the latest fashion fads, going in and out like crazy. Often old stuff would even get reintroduced under a different name as a totally new style.

I got left in a car which was subsequently “attacked” by cows as a child, and I turned out just fine.

No disassemble Johnny 5!

This is like needing a walk-off home run to win the World Series, and the opposing pitcher throws the ball to you underhand while the rest of his team sits down on the grass and checks their Twitter.

Make sure you tell them if it has a blind spot. They could be killed! Even if they're ok you still have to settle whose insurance is going to pay for it and who pays the dry cleaning bill for the beer they spill when the other car smashes into them. Take my word on this one.

You know damn well that no one actually eats Taco Bell. It's all a front for what I described.

IDGAF about anything if they don't offer it in this color. It's like grabber blue's mature older sister and i want to touch her.

I like the other blue one.

Apparently, the TADA thinks "free market" is spelled "rent-seeking".

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

Where can I get one of these badges now? I hate seeing "Microsoft" in my car. I feel like one of the many Indian fanboys that live in my apartment complex that have HP, Dell, and Microsoft logos branded all over their bags, backpacks, polos, and everything else.

This is so bad it made the US hockey team lose twice in a row out of shame.