For some reason, the Canadian GLI gets leather. US gets leatherette. Biggest gripe I’ve got about my ‘13.

To be fair, the taxiways at SNA look YUUUUGE when you’re in a Husky.

Georgia has a similar law. An officer making a traffic stop must be in a marked vehicle with reflective lettering at least 4“ high. OCGA § 40-8-91

This was all predicted in BTTF2...

Oh, God...I just had serious flashbacks to HS (late 90s). The Rodeo/Passport was a popular option in our class...along with the Cherokee, Bronco and Integra.

Everybody knows the Devil rolls in danny Trejo’s Trans Am:

Except for a year in London, I’ve spent my entire life in the South. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this outside of someone trying to use an ATM from too far away.

What you did there, I smell it.

As a MkVI GLI owner, I would buy the shit out of a 2-door version.

I still haven’t figured out how to do it in a car with a bottom-hinged accelerator.

I’ve seen the Kennesaw State University PD do the same; not for traffic stops, per se, but when they’re out directing traffic. Boggling, to say the least. All I can figure is it’s some misguided moron in the purchasing office saying “DON’T RUIN MY TAHOES!” Especially when they’re parked next to Cobb County PD Caprices…

I ain’t stopping for a minivan.

Anything <$1,000 that cranks and moves under its own power is automatically NP.

I hope at 82 I’m as cogent as this guy. Such a shame.

There are projects and then there’s the place formerly owned by a hoarder with 127 cats who died in the house 2 years ago, even though the police just found her body (the parts that weren’t eaten by the cats, anyway). FCA is the latter.

Finally, something Jezebel and Jalopnik readers can hate together!

Womynual

“Let me see what I can do...ma’am.”

Because mobile editing is dumb:

This would sell like hotcakes in Alabama among the moneyed class. MBs are a dime a dozen in Birmingham, thanks to the plant in Vance. Once the locals see Nick Saban peddling it, the dealers here will pull a Ron Swanson, only with with MBUSA and GLT allotment: