Tell me more about this mango chili tea though...

Same here - I’ve always been able to taste the difference between tea where the water was boiled in a kettle and tea with water that was microwaved - and I don’t think it comes down to the tea being stronger, because I don’t microwave the bag with the water. I can also taste the difference when the water hasn’t…

I don’t really know either! Vermont (at least the parts that I used to drive through regularly) has really bad potholes too. It does make me wish I knew someone with budgets/roads expertise so I could ask them. Maybe it’s a combination of specific kinds of weather and how much money is allocated to town vs. county vs.…

Yeah, WI! Mark Pocan is pretty great too!

I’m from NH, and we get that from out-of-staters ALL THE TIME - ‘your roads are shit because you don’t have sales tax/state income tax!’ Now I live in Wisconsin, pay sales tax and state income tax, and the roads are even worse here every year from about January to....whenever they get around to patching them up, which…

YES Re: paper mills. Every time I drive through Berlin, NH, I roll up the windows and make sure the car is set to circulate interior air miles before I get to the town, and it still manages to seep in and make me want to cry.

Once when I was driving back to school after Christmas break, I was on my way through a mountain pass when my brake line for my rear brakes rusted through and I almost gently rear-ended a semi. And that’s the most dramatic part of that story - I still had just enough braking power plus the e-brake to get to a mechanic…

I feel extra dumb because I haven’t had a period in years thanks to my IUD, so I don’t even have the period excuse for why I didn’t think of telling women to glue their vag lips together to get exciting new bacterial vaginosis.

Oh my god, you left out the part where he literally said that women should have thought of this first, but we didn’t because our periods make us stupid.

I could be wrong about this, but when I was recently couch-searching I saw that a lot with the mail-order furniture websites like West Elm and Wayfair and I think it’s because they ship them in 2 pieces so there needs to be some extra support under there.

This is my current favorite tactic. r/TinyTrumps? Yes please. I’ll disseminate everything I see that mocks and belittles our Idiot-in-chief in the hope that he eventually sees it. Even if it doesn’t push his tiny little mind over the edge, it gives me a certain nasty, petty pleasure, and as long as I’m still calling…

Ugh, I just got my husband to the States in December after well over a year of working on his application and thousands of dollars spent. I’m actually hoping we go back to his country before it’s time to do the conditional stuff, because the process going in that direction is SO MUCH EASIER - I’ll have to register…

I’ve heard good things about Cape Verde!

Oh heck yes. Me & my IBS are IN.

What are the rules? Are you only allowed to smile sarcastically, or can you grin evilly? Can you make silly faces at them? Can you stare empty-eyed at a point just above their shoulder? Can you make eye contact while picking your nose?

Would it even matter? Nothing about him is secret - we know he’s a sexual predator, we know he’s an idiot, we know he’s a liar, we know he’s a bad businessman...all of this stuff is out in the open and NOTHING IS HAPPENING. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. If he literally murdered someone on live TV, I’m not 100%…

Every time I go to pick up a prescription from Walgreens, someone from the fucking Jimmy John’s next door comes out and TAPES a flyer to my windshield while I’m in there. It’s maddening.

Just like it is with dudes now!

I will never understand why Subway stopped cutting their sandwiches that way. It was so much easier to eat.

What if I want to have thighs I can crush a man’s skull with? Is this not the machine for me?