Same here. I was really excited about this shirt until I saw the face. I genuinely cannot bear his revolting face. I don’t want it anywhere near my tits. Now, if this ever comes in almost any other shape, I’m in.

I grew up in NH and one year, some town way up the coast in Maine released a massive number of adult ladybugs for pest control. They all ended up in my town. They got inside the houses and everyone’s ceilings were practically invisible under a thick carpet of ladybugs. They eventually all started dying. It was awful -…

My first job out of college was at my college, so I felt fairly....free to be a little weird. Someone gave me a tiara and I would occasionally wear it to work - until the day I happened to be wearing it when there was a major crisis and I ended up in a srs business meeting with the dean...with a tiara on my head.

The worst part is that all of these are less frightening and revolting than the real thing.

Not looking for cookies here, but I’m a white person and I genuinely do not understand why anyone would even *want* to be friends with someone who is racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/etc. I know I’m generally not a very forgiving person and I tend to see things in black & white and I’m perfectly happy to…

Aaaaaand there’s the tone policing.

Aaaaa! I’m literally listening to this movie right now on listentoamovie.com specifically because every time I read more shitty news this week I hear this quote in my head!

Where do I get my ‘Castrate Men Now’ t-shirt?

I only hate raccoons when it’s 3am and they’ve outsmarted my latest attempts to keep them out of the birdfeeders. If they’d only come by during the daylight hours, they’d find that I’m happy to put out plenty of peanuts for the squirrels (because it keeps them out of the birdfeeders and also I enjoy drinking tea on my…

Whenever I see people getting mad about the hyperbolic use of ‘literally’, I like to imagine that they’re vampires who’ve been asleep for hundreds of years, because hyperbolic ‘literally’ has been around since the 17th century.

No way! That right there is a Power Hair and it is full of good luck!

Má tá tú ag obair, cén fáth nach bhfuil tú ag obair?

AMEN! I haven’t had a period in about 12 years thanks to my Mirena (although my sister had the exact opposite reaction, so YMMV), and I don’t miss it AT ALL. Not even a little bit.

Yeah, that’s what I feared, but I’d heard that if you completely drench the carpet with Nature’s Miracle, it can take care of that - it’s waaaaayyyy too expensive for me to do that to the whole carpet though. I made sure the landlord knew about the smell but I doubt he’d want to replace the carpet since it’s almost…

Maybe someone here can help me! I moved into a new apartment in April. The previous tenant had a small child, a dog, and some sort of caged pet (hamster, gerbil, guinea pig...something like that). Since I moved in, I have been battling the various pee smells all over the house. I think I’ve mostly gotten rid of the…