I listened to this song to psych myself up for my viva, and now I have my PhD, so.....coincidence? I don’t think so.

Once when I was driving back to school after Christmas break, I was on my way through a mountain pass when my brake line for my rear brakes rusted through and I almost gently rear-ended a semi. And that’s the most dramatic part of that story - I still had just enough braking power plus the e-brake to get to a mechanic…

I feel extra dumb because I haven’t had a period in years thanks to my IUD, so I don’t even have the period excuse for why I didn’t think of telling women to glue their vag lips together to get exciting new bacterial vaginosis.

Oh my god, you left out the part where he literally said that women should have thought of this first, but we didn’t because our periods make us stupid.

I could be wrong about this, but when I was recently couch-searching I saw that a lot with the mail-order furniture websites like West Elm and Wayfair and I think it’s because they ship them in 2 pieces so there needs to be some extra support under there.

This is my current favorite tactic. r/TinyTrumps? Yes please. I’ll disseminate everything I see that mocks and belittles our Idiot-in-chief in the hope that he eventually sees it. Even if it doesn’t push his tiny little mind over the edge, it gives me a certain nasty, petty pleasure, and as long as I’m still calling…

Ugh, I just got my husband to the States in December after well over a year of working on his application and thousands of dollars spent. I’m actually hoping we go back to his country before it’s time to do the conditional stuff, because the process going in that direction is SO MUCH EASIER - I’ll have to register…

This song was on the playlist I listened to before my dissertation defense to psych myself up!

I’ve heard good things about Cape Verde!

Oh heck yes. Me & my IBS are IN.

What are the rules? Are you only allowed to smile sarcastically, or can you grin evilly? Can you make silly faces at them? Can you stare empty-eyed at a point just above their shoulder? Can you make eye contact while picking your nose?

Would it even matter? Nothing about him is secret - we know he’s a sexual predator, we know he’s an idiot, we know he’s a liar, we know he’s a bad businessman...all of this stuff is out in the open and NOTHING IS HAPPENING. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. If he literally murdered someone on live TV, I’m not 100%…

Every time I go to pick up a prescription from Walgreens, someone from the fucking Jimmy John’s next door comes out and TAPES a flyer to my windshield while I’m in there. It’s maddening.

Just like it is with dudes now!

I will never understand why Subway stopped cutting their sandwiches that way. It was so much easier to eat.

What if I want to have thighs I can crush a man’s skull with? Is this not the machine for me?

Same here. I was really excited about this shirt until I saw the face. I genuinely cannot bear his revolting face. I don’t want it anywhere near my tits. Now, if this ever comes in almost any other shape, I’m in.

We tried prozac first, and he actually had a weird bad reaction to it, and I was all set to give up, and the vet was like, ‘no, we’ll keep trying different things until we find something that works for him’, and I’m so glad he did. Also, it was hilarious the first few weeks he was on valium because he wasn’t used to…

I grew up in NH and one year, some town way up the coast in Maine released a massive number of adult ladybugs for pest control. They all ended up in my town. They got inside the houses and everyone’s ceilings were practically invisible under a thick carpet of ladybugs. They eventually all started dying. It was awful -…

My dog has had dementia for the last few years (that we’re aware of). At first it was awful, like he’d forgotten who we were and that we weren’t going to hurt him. We think he was remembering back to his previous owner, who was abusive. Now he’s on valium and LOVES it. He’s still confused a lot, falls down our (short)…