Perfect time to release if your interest is building a presidential run. He needed to do it pre midterm elections to ensure he could own the “I was against Trump before it was cool” position that many of his potential Republican opponents will quickly adopt after the blue wave crashes down.

You blew your load too fast, Comey.

Samer, I’m genuinely curious: Don’t you at least acknowledge that the way that this story was presented on Deadspin at least somewhat dishonest?

UPDATE: [Borat voice] My wife [/Borat voice], an artiste, says: “I’m a frickin’ artist, and they’re neon green.”

I’m not really prepared to defend this but I’ve always thought of that color as a shade of green. Which is weird and makes no sense, but I can’t really un-see it.

Because they’re fucking green

Because tennis balls are actually green.

They are chartreuse.

LeBron looked at the scale, saw that he had gained 7 pounds, and immediately blamed Mario Chalmers.

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

Son of a bitch!

If he would’ve left the police helicopter alone, this would’ve never been an issue but he just HAD to pull out the bazooka.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

Low hanging fruit. Spent a lot of time on the post, didya?

how do you know he hadn’t done that privately with the person in question

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I mean, he did lose a drummer.

Honest question - would this story have been written if he did not win gold? It seems like there was ample time to discuss White in the lead up to the games. I am not defending him, I don’t personally have any affinity for the guy, he kinda sounds like a piece of shit and I know many people that know him and have…

Meh. You’re right, but I couldn’t help myself anyway.

Thank you for your bravery. RIP your pants.