I would have stopped at "which was," personally.

StarFox 64, cherished memory of Florida Marlins winning World Series.

Well, why not? Just ask any San Franciscan about the long, bountiful reign of Mayor Biafra.

Same here, and I have a few key platform ideas that I drunkenly scrawled in a notebook a few years back, before I was old enough to run for gov.

And for good reason! Weaponized shards of corn set the gums a-bleedin'.

to this day, I modify my one dollar bills to read "BONER" or "MONEY", depending on my mood.

that's just Assynine

They haven't done much since uploading all of their stuff to YouTube for free in 2012, but I'd hardly say that qualifies them for incineration.

I was about to say that Warren Ellis is hit or miss for me, and then I remembered that the first two works of his I read were Transmetropolitan and Nextwave. His lows compared to his his highs are akin to the flicker of a candle against a supernova.

I started commenting roughly two or three months back, after lurking here for years, and I genuinely regret not starting sooner, especially now that it's going away. I feel the way about the commentariat the way a voyeur feels about the unwitting family across the yard, but before God tells him it is time.

I think you have the Johns Turturro and Goodman backwards.

it's just like so deep and stuff.

My playlist is in reverse alphabet order, from ZZ Top to ZZ Bottom.

in a better, kinder world, the Mortal Kombat movies would have been made by Troma.

Julie Christmas, Rasputina

Step 1: put on a music festival with an all/majority female lineup
Step 2: don't call it Lilith Fair

um, Death Proof?

Flesh Narc, Sailor Poon, Thin Skin, Cynic, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Punishment of Luxury, been meaning to listen to more Killing Joke

It's fucked that he has a career built off lazily-sampled beats and cameos while De La Soul can't even sell their shit online.

ahem: ANTHEMS TO THE FUCKING WELKIN AT DUSK.
That album is a fucking classic and you can hear its influence on any number of metal bands that use keyboards or symphonic elements. (some exceptions may apply, mostly Morbid Angel and Celtic Frost)