Dan Savage's Magic 8-Balls - you juggle them, and they tell you the most sensible thing you can do.

Or they could just emblazon it "Cumedy Central". That channel's had too many reruns of Malibu's Most Wanted, The Slammin' Salmon, and South Park to claim it doesn't aim for the lowest common denominator.

hell, he was more convincingly Jewish in Barton Fink

The combination of generally-left views, a fondness for rhetorical and stylized violence, and an abhorrence of actual violence have made the last year genuinely confusing for me.

honestly, it was a comment on his posture, but his Catholicism and right-wing persecution complex do him no favors on that front.

Dikachu's Sneezeguard
Ricky Coogan's Rubber Daughter
Sean O'Kneel's Queening Stool

Thanks to recent crossovers, Old Vag Logan is canonically part of Earth-69.

That top picture is a portrait of a pigfucker awaiting crucifixion.

reredundant

*my last gurgle to escape the watery depths* drownvoted

And what

Nemesis is just… man, that book put me off Millar's creator-owned stuff entirely. Hateful and disgusting sells it short, and I have a pretty high tolerance for gore and misanthropy.

That's the vibe I got from Signifying Rappers.

Can we have spoiler spaces for new records now?

The wall is meant to be a first response.

This list suddenly reminds me that Whataburger is regional as fuck. Also, the McDonald's honey mustard's formatting makes me think "HONEY MUST DIE" every time I see it.

Regarding #10, DFW on John Updike:
(pretend there is proper block quote formatting below)
"Total number of pages about the Sino-American war-causes, duration, casualties: 0.75;
Total number of pages about deadly mutant metallobioforms: 1.5;
Total number of pages about flora around Turnbull’s home, plus fauna,
weather…

Why not just turn The Talisman into the rollickin' rail-ridin' good-time adventures of a twelve-year old, his magical wine-lovin' hobo friend, and a hard-rockin' werewolf? Also, it's a musical. Forgot to mention that part.

From A Chevy 7.

I've never seen the movie, but I've always thought the book has a disproportionately high profile relative to its quality. (perhaps the movie is responsible for this?) I'd put it somewhere in the lower half of King's oeuvre.