If done badly, it would be Dolores Clairboring

I'd want a Tonya Harding biopic to be an abstract and intensely psychological S&M film involving a masochistic and disembodied kneecap.

Those are both good things to not be.

That's when you tune down a step.

"Cobb"

You really can't be right enough.

unlike HAND TATS

I won't call it apophasis, but….

Probably something similar! They only differ in height by two inches.

Disalliterating Dunkin' Donuts demands disgust, dammit!

Oh good! I've been looking for something to watch that will help me with those feelings of alienation.

I will heckle whoever buys this house for not being Danzig. Where will he store his book collection now?

Using the ever helpful Danzig Measurement Converter, the lot size is 330 Danzigs. Not sure about square Danzigs.

DEATH METAL

Spock the bells!

This is the worst Tank Girl reboot yet!

Best: The Invisibles
Worst: The Dark Knight Strikes Again

At the very least, a bitchin' patch to stick on a leather and/or denim jacket with spikes and/or rusty nails sticking out of it.

God Hand 2 should be a turn-based tactics game starring the Mad Midget V.

Been trying to convince myself to finish Dark Souls 3's last DLC, but have been unable to shake this sense that I am chasing a sense of discovery that the first game held that is also precluded by familiarity with the series' tropes and mechanics.