All of them, die lonely.

There's a lot of good Morrison-related answers to this, but I'm going to go with Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics. It's nice when things imitate themselves.

My first exposure to comic books was an anthology consisting mostly of origin tales of popular superheroes, but there was one story near the back of the book called Master Race - an EC-published comic from the 50s, much darker than almost everything else in the book, and while I haven't read it in almost 20 years,…

First guess was a Dr. Bong/Mysterio team-up!

His appearance is why I always think his last name is spelled "Shrek" and not "Shkre".

There's a bunch of brands that make horribly dry, metallic tasting ciders and then just put "TEXAS" in huge fucking letters on the bottles or cans and then people buy them, because Texans are as proud as they are stupid.

would you call the aforementioned portfolio an Ourobeeros?
If anyone needs me, I'll be raging against bullshit Texas cider brands and drinking Omission IPAs.

update: the website reviewed and accepted my submission for hobo-meat Oreos.

Jaws 3D

Blinded by Teeth would be a great name for a noisegrind band that has a lot of drills and performs in surgical scrubs.

Y'know what's odd about the Lay's contests? You can submit hobo-meat-cabbage-and-cum chips and the website's a-okay with it, but if you try to make the CEO of Frito-Lay a flavor it'll get spiked. Says it's like Lay's-flavored-Lay's.

when you win, do you yell "GUANO"?

Hey! Bill Chimpfucker!

You can't whip me hard enough with that thing!

There's a thought here involving places you can drive into but fuck if I know what it is.

whore shoes and ham grenades, eh?

And a decent Mercyful Fate song!

OF COCK: an oral history
Shit, I think I did this wrong.

How do you feel about Hydro-Man? Or Batroc The Leaper?

Exsanguin8ing - you're totally parched
Extener8ing - removing body parts
Wholly abr8ed - surgically maimed
Decortic8ion - medically slain
*guitar solo*