Walmart Clearance Rack is a good source of cheap cosmetic surgery.

One of the last times I was there, the bartender accidentally put creme de menthe in my LIIC, and it was a penicillin-level accidental discovery. Fucking fantastic.

The ones where it's already been diluted with water tend to be not great, but the ones where you're supposed to do it yourself and inevitably don't are a great source of way too much caffeine.

A good insult is its own reward.

I usually go for Chameleon or High Brew.

Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on Earth… TIJUANA!

Republican Batman is probably just Lex Luthor in a gimp mask.

He was in Hellraiser 8, which was… well, better than 4. The internet was the puzzle box. But he was good in it, and it was the last one with Doug Bradley, so I say it counts. Henry Cavill was also in it.

there's a thought here that involves LL Cool J, but it's not very coherent.

He's no Richard Bachman, I tell you what

What is this, The Dark Tower?

Gerald's Game of Thrones?

I came here looking for a Hellraiser mention, and I am disappointed. But no tears, please.

You should be glad that you're 12/13ths of a "sex-journalist".

That's insulting to porno mags.
You can buy cachet and publish nonsense without most people realizing there's been a change, sadly.

It helps that I read fairly quickly and had nothing better to do. Took maybe eight hours? Wish I could still focus on something for that long.

I did that and now I can't stop writing handwringingly conservative op-eds about Trump!

Well, it's no Archie Meets The Punisher.

I tend to think of him as a malevolent parakeet. He repeats words without really understanding them.

Sure, but then you'll have a bunch of fans of The Exploited putting in their two cents, and that's fucking awful.