Maybe Philip K. Dick? I'm honestly not sure.

Transmetropolitan or die.

I grew up with it - started out as something my mom read to me and my brother until it became quickly apparent that we'd read more of it on our own, and it tracked with my adolescence the same way that Stephen King's works did. I had more friends on page than in flesh, but they never felt any less real than the…

It's all part of Big Power Ranger!
Which is not to be confused with the Pharmaceutical Megazord.

I couldn't even get through the movie. Enjoyed the comics thoroughly, though.

I ended up just watching the entire show in one block. Fuckin' thing rocks.

Portsmouth Sinfonia and Leonard Cohen, simultaneously, panned separately

I hope not. I'm definitely thinking of the '97 one.

I'm thinking a Stilt-Man and Dr. Bong buddy comedy.

I'm tempted to watch Spawn, just to see how it holds up to the novelization, which I read obsessively as a kid, along with Spawn's Soul Calibur 2 bio.

"Bullshit, you're a white suburban punk, same as me."
-Emilio Estevez, 1984

You cannot fear the future sir, the future fears you!

Try living in Austin, where most metal bands give us the finger by only playing San Antonio,

Better Call Saul: Ghost Rider

That first picture made me really worried about Steve Albini.

I would gladly eat a horse, or a dog, or just spitefully throw out cooked dog meat because I'm full, but if you asked me to eat a cat, a penguin, or wheat bread, I'd angrily refuse and maybe threaten to kill you. It really is weird how those things work.

For some reason, I'm incapable of seeing the name Miles Teller and not immediately jumping to the conclusion that he's part Miles Prower, part Edward Teller.

He's certainly no Oppenheimer.

…I don't know why I thought it would be anything other than "different teeth", in hindsight.

Wouldn't that be a Popemobilemobile?