The Orange Hood?
Puréevil?
Scary Schiavo?

That's so fucking metal, what's the other ingredient? I gotta do some uh… home cooking.

Now
Baring
Chests

These are some serious insinewations.

Mine resembles Washington, as no lies can pass through its wooden teeth.

Pet Sounds, with the caveat that this question is almost as awful as "Beatles or Stones?"

I've spent a lot of time referring to the Bush library as the Texas Monument to Irony, and I feel foolish for not expecting worse. Now I just hope that the Trump library is nothing more than a garish and multilaterally-abusive slot machine in New Jersey that never pays out.

Death Grips and Rasputina. Simultaneously, and panned separately.

The ending was kind of abr

hey, you stole my recipe for Bananas Foster Wallace!
Read it three times, twice on paper, once on a very laggy Kindle. Personally, I prefer the physical copy and three bookmarks (one Hellraiser, two improvised) for your location in the main text, the footnotes, and the page with the Subsidized Time chronology.

I use an entire Napalm Death song as my text alert, although I kinda want to steal the Nimoy one now.

A book so delicious, that once you start eating it, you can never stop. I call it the Samizdiet!

You know what they say, if Charlie Parker was a gunslinger, Stephen King would have written six fewer books.

he also fuckin' suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

Kenny G once held a note for 45 minutes and 47 seconds, thus setting a world record (thankfully broken), and the logical consequence here is that you have to finish the bottle in 45:46.

If I wanted to listen to indie-synthpop circa 2009, I'd fucking kill myself. Which I also tried to do circa 2009 - ain't nostalgia grand?

Don't forget noted Canadian hardcore intellectual luminaries DOA!

I genuinely want to hear 12-tone serialist music performed primarily with synthesized orchestra hit sounds.

Fuck Netflix for no longer having Hellraisers 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, but good on Netflix for no longer having Hellraisers 4 and 9!

So many jokes about bulbourethral glands.