Still better than Hotel Rwanda For Dogs.

This week, I listened to the Obituary song Slowly We Rot roughly 100 times and a bunch of rap records fewer times than that.

I won't listen to Burzum, but I hold Emperor in a very high regard - it's always been mostly Ihsahn's project, and he's alright, even if some of his bandmates have done some lousy things. Faust in particular is a piece of shit. I don't know that I can defend my fondness for Dissection on moral grounds, but on musical…

Lucky you, my acquaintances describe me as a "nightmare-themed meat-beard."

Fuck that, that's a beard-themed meat-nightmare and I have enough of those in my life already.

Whatever it is, I hope it's as taut and lean as The Fragile.

Dog carcasses and scientific knowledge? Where's the drawback?

an unsolicited selection of six records I'd recommend as mindblowing:
Rudimentary Peni - Cacophony
De La Soul - De La Soul Is Dead
PsyOpus - Our Puzzling Encounters Considered
Naked City - S/T
Geza X - You Goddamn Kids
Rasputina - Frustration Plantation

Not a fan, but I would like to see him collaborate with Nachtmystium.

Billy The Marlin commits thousands of moving violations each year!

Domestic Violins
Some Strings Attached
X: The Movie

I do suck at texting! I'm highly unpunctual and frequently drunk in my responses!

New Yorkers don't heart things so much as throw styrofoam piss-cups at them.

Thick shade is typically a survival-requirement this time of year in Texas.

Incidentally, I spell apostrophe: 'postrophe

A newspaper so bad that Flavor Flav can write a song that's simultaneously:

Said Ripley to the android Bishop

He played keyboards for Samhain!

Ideally, one would emerge from a clearing, shaking a baby in their mouth.
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I'm looking forward to Prey 3 (release date: 2028), where you play as Tommy and Morgan's lovechild on some sort of large and ominous circular object.