I considered the merits of a Squirrel Girl ride, and if anybody needs me, bunk etc etc.

Stilt-Man's Stilt-A-Whirl
Nextwave P.O.O.L.
The Watcher's Security Desk

I have a deep, long-standing, and intense fear of dogs, and that scene still came off as dark. That said, I'd rather see cyborg dogs dead than alive.

he joined Flipper, which is cooler than being in Nirvana

I too am gland.

I was going to say a bunch of metal solos (and probably some vitriol w/r/t staff picks), but I'm going to go with NoMeansNo's classic Two Lips, Two Lungs, And One Tongue. Live versions are better but harder to find on yt, thus: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

bitchin'

It's got a Looking Glass, Danielle Sho (wonder who that's an allusion to) and is from a studio whose previous effort is a love letter to Thief. It's pretty intentional, and a more accurate spiritual sequel to System Shock than the BioShock games ever were.

Crane In Blood

dust to dust!

I love reading about the different kinds of beer, if only because I can't drink most of them. Any chance of a Gateways to Drinkery re: Wild Irish Rose's many fine varietals?

1964 Chevy Malibu, mysterious trunk optional.

I haven't! I'd very much like to, however.

Live gamelan music makes me viscerally nauseous, gives me a migraine, and makes me feel like my mind is detached from my body.

I'm just about to start Grant Morrison's run on Swamp Thing - first foray in to ST, but I've enjoyed everything Morrison's written immensely. Just finished Liar's Kiss (fun, almost manga-ish noir) and Intro to Alien Invasion (not bad, but I don't think I'll remember it a month from now).

Gawker variant: New Service Cakes The Take

It also helpfully lets you know that it's not an analog top!

If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'.