Think you mean pessimist.

“If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?”

Now when you say “kicking everyone else’s ass”, you mean “artificially manipulating their currency to keep an advantageous position for their manufacturing industry because otherwise their economy would collapse and in all likelihood cause the end to their communist regime”, right?

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

They switched to Monster Cables.

The Slow and the Cautious: Truckee Drift

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

The Lebanon DMV employees—the good sports they are—reportedly aren’t “mad” about counting the coins.

Can we just charge the ones that can’t manage to park between the lines like that guy in the top shot?

You’re in NJ?

Had to look it up but turns out that you’re using some pretty racist terminology there. I guess that’s Trump’s America though.

I would totally watch “My Left Foot” or “Shindler’s List” if they remade those with motorcycles.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

Some of these comments are hilarious. I, for one, love flying. I love waiting at airports. And I have almost zero problems with security. It’s kinda serene to me... Show up with plenty of time to spare (just in case), get a coffee, and then you sit and are forced into just *waiting*. Just plain old good fashioned…

It’s true, I didn’t like his answers. But I really didn’t like that he avoided the question entirely.

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

I made this the other night because fuck this guy