Maybe “drop dead” is the Michigan version of “bless his heart”.

Presumably he was warming up the interior and frost-covered windows, not the engine.

Definitely NOT a good idea to be leaving keys in an unattended car.

next thing you know they will come out with a new car and call it a what, a Pinto?

Ok. Let’s get in the time machine ( scooby doo sounds) and go back to the 50's. 1958 to be exact.

Your secret is safe with us Eli

Counterpoint: I wish everyone would start offering matte paint at least as an option. It can, and often does, look amazing.

i love watching that thing race in the blancpain gt series .. something about watching that big ole boat tearing round the track and being competetive is endlessly amusing to me (and awesome)

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Designers are catering to new markets. China.

My gym is already full of new years future failers. I wish them well and will be glad to offer encouragement. Just rerack your goddamn weights, please.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

weight reduction bro

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

Congrats on shitting on someone else doing their thing to improve themselves.

I want to stop writing about dumb tweets. Please make the dumb tweets stop. Please.

The New York Times, while not infallible, is not in the realm of “fake news.”

I can promise you, from the bottom of my heart, I have never said anything along the lines that ice cream has the power to change one’s sexual orientation.