If a pun can be mistaken for an error, it’s not a very good pun.

This one is rather dark but here it is: I get diagnosed with some incurable disease and I only have a couple of months to live. So I go rent a the best hypercar I can find (Veyron SS, Aventador LP 750-4, Porsche 918, etc) and skip the insurance, because why not. Then go on a Vanishing Point style run thru my state,…

Condensation is water. Water is a chemical. Therefore, those are CHEMTRAILS that are full of dihydrogen monoxide and that is a well known killer chemical.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Wow! Good thing there was a ton of run off so no one went into a wall. Glad everyone was “OK” in the end. BUT I CAN’T STOP STARING AT THE CRACK IN THE WINDSHIELD!

Obligatory: Why did you turn???

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

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Thats alot of money to spend to ensure the public knows about a car that wont be anywhere but the dealers service center.

See you tomorrow.

Not you! Lemme get going on another post you may care about more.

Yes. January 27th. Spring New Year in many Asian countries.

This is news that directly concerns the automotive industry. And no, not by any objective measure would a wall/tariffs/anything at all be worth it.

Dude, do you know how terrifying the 9 cloaking-equipped aircraft carriers are?

Um, because it’s directly relevant to cars and car owners? Speaking as a Dieselgate owner, it’s especially relevant to me.

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

If you drink enough antifreeze you definitely won’t get heartburn again though.

That’s just alternative air and alternative water you commie. (/s)
ETA: I feel so stupid that I have to specify that statement was sarcasm.

I can see it now. Drumpf was always a fan of the Falcons. #SpicerFacts #AlternativeFacts