Earlier today I was having my teeth cleaned, and as the pointy tooth-scraper thing was against my gumline, Christmas Shoes came on the radio. It was worse than the pointy thing in my gums, i have to say.

I dunno, "Wonderful Christmastime" and "Christmas Shoes" are strong contenders.

Christmas Shoes is so awful that IMO, it doesn't really need a pass. I think it would win even if you put it up against this cringe-inducing, kinda-bigoted little ditty, it would win hands down

Seriously. It's amazing to be that the man who wrote Hey Jude and Yesterday decided that that was worthy of recording, and used his name on it.

Haha. I irrationally hated Christmas when I liven in the Phoenix area because of shit like that. This scene pretty perfectly sums up Christmas in AZ (phoenix, at least) for me.

Spoken like someone who has never had to hear this 6x a day while working in a mall at christmas.

Oh thank god. I thought it was just me.

Shoe Goo. [www.amazon.com]

I'm pretty sure it's perfectly legal to keep dragons in Arizona, provided you have the proper acreage and permits.

You forgot the best tidbit about Charles II—his jaw stuck out so far, rainwater would drip in.

and the Danes complain that all the Danish names at Ikea are insulting! [www.smh.com.au]

Henry the rescue corgi approves of your photo choices for this article.

Washington-Dulles is also a terrible place to go through customs. Avoid if you can. The best experience I've ever had was in Houston, for what it's worth.

I'm a German speaker, and I always thought it was related to Sheisse (Shit, which, IIRC, is also a word in Yiddish) and/or Schweizer (Swiss person).

By Hitler Youth, you mean "Suburban 90s Skater", yes? All the boys at my middle school rocked this

oh this is much better. I was worried that somehow they had lost some of the Wall-E/Up sharpness, but this trailer has allayed those fears.

See, that's just it. It's not the dogs, it's the owners, which is why I avoid the breeds at unleashed areas, because I have no way of knowing if the dogs have been properly trained or not.

I always thought she seemed very drag!

Thanks for this litte bit of joy.

A Clear Channel rep explains their ads must meet the "standards of the local community".