I had the misfortune of knowing him vaguely when we were at UVA at the same time. I once was trapped in a conversation with him and felt the overwhelming urge to do exactly that. That I resisted the urge is one of my greatest regrets in life.

OMG. I’ll never be able to unsee that.

I had a 24 hour layover in Reykjavík at the tender age of 21. This was roughly fifteen years ago, as the mortgage/finance bubble was growing. I can’t say I remember much, but it was a helluva great party.

Mr. Delperro has a non-classified job but works in a classified building, and he leaves his phone in a reinforced locker every day from 9 to 5—and that’s to work with weather satellites!! I once had to drop him off at work, and I couldn’t get within 100 yards of the building.

Seriously. Even Tony Soprano would have taken it to the Pork Store or The Bing.

Have a look at Kyle and tell me he isn’t the guy who’s named CEO by his dad and then proceeds to lay off 300 workers while sending out vague memos about how “the future is video storytelling content.”

The supreme irony of all this is that I actually agreed with this dude in re: Kaep (as did the rest of the Niners fanbase at that time). I’ve never been a Kaep fan. Even back in 2012 I was doubtful about his ability to develop QB skills past the run game, and thought Harbaugh’s benching Smith was dirty pool. However,…

There’s not a whole lot more that I love than casino sports books on NFL game days. It’s paradise for the ADD football fan. Last time I went to one in Reno, I was wearing my Niners sweatshirt, and some guy started yelling at me about Kapernick (he’d since been benched for Gabbert), WHILE THE GAMES WERE ON. Security…

Believe me, if there had been anything else near that shithole of a motel (the only one that took dogs, apparently), I would have gone elsewhere.

skeleton aka headfirst luge

I helped a friend move cross country (long story, and the worst thing I’ve ever been suckered into doing), and I ate the worst meal of my life in a chain restaurant in Indianapolis. I was so exhausted and hungry that pretty much everything I could have eaten would have tasted like heaven: this just tasted like…

YES. He even looks like Gronk.

Write in Jed York.

Yes, it’s marketed as a pet stain product, but this is the best thing for organic stains—blood, food, etc. I know many people without pets who buy it by the gallon. It’s an excellent laundry pre-treatment.

Yes, it’s marketed as a pet stain product, but this is the best thing for organic stains—blood, food, etc. I know…

My mother got in trouble in high school for not wearing a slip under her uniform.

Oh my. Never have I been happier to no longer live in the southwest.

concrete cowboy is a type of person? It sounds like a (very uncomfortable) sex act.

.....did Carl Weathers and/or Jim Tomsula own this bar?

that was my thought. N. Korean all the way.