The best thing I’ve ever found us neosporin overnight lip treatment. In the day if my lips are really bad, I’ll use waxelene, which is a Vaselines substitute made from beeswax, which is a great moisture barrier.

That seems very ab-fab to me.

I wouldn’t exactly call labor practices at your local McDonald’s representative of a big corporation. It’s a franchise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franchisi…

Oh your wife’s poor, poor grandma

can confirm. Am woman, live in Santa Clara. Turn into vapor every time I cross Alameda.

Go to any bar near San Jose State or Santa Clara U and sit next to an attractive, athletic-looking young woman. Eventually you’ll hear Colin Kapernick stories.

I’m Latin, and Mr. Delperro and I are both slovenly housekeepers. Nobody show Kelly Osbourne my toilet, it’ll confuse her too much.

If you succeed, you should tell them they need to bring back this style of compact/lipstick combo. So useful!

I love besame cosmetics, too! I actually wore Besame’s Kenley Red at my wedding.

I still have my abuela’s lipstick /powder holder! The lippie is coty #24: everlasting bronze.

Quarterly professor: temporary faculty. She’ll be gone in the fall, I can promise you.

That dog at least looks like he could hold his own in a backyard football match.

Oh, I’ll bet. Lye is nasty stuff. I put a big hole in a pair of jeans when the tiniest drop of draino gel (which is bleach and lye) fell on them once when I was clearing a drain.

Nah, it’s oxyclean, which is baking soda and peroxide. My husband has testified to watching the interior surface of a frying pan peel off and float away in the sudsy water (this was during his bachelor days). It says “KEEP AWAY FROM NONSTICK SURFACES” in big letters on the front of the PBW jar.

Nah, it’s pretty much oxyclean, which is baking soda and peroxide. No idea why it unbinds teflon, but my husband testifies to watching the full surface of a frying pan float away. It says “keep away from nonstick surfaces” in big letters on the PBW jar, and in smaller letters on the economy-sized boxes of oxyclean he…

According to my husband, the teflon coating peels off and floats away, leaving you with a teflon-free (and therefore very rough, and so useless) cooking surface.

PBW is basically oxyclean. Also (and this is VERY IMPORTANT) it must stay FAR AWAY from anything with teflon on it.

Mr. Delperro proposed the first time at the wedding of a mutual friend of ours. Well, he blurted out “I love you, I know I can’t live without you, and I want to marry you,” after a few too many drinks. My reaction was to start crying, and then yell at him because I was sure my eye makeup was running. However, I know…

Definitely shed a few tears out of joy and disbelief as we were saying our vows, as did Mr. Delperro. According to friends, it was a perfect “pretty cry.” What they didn’t see was the hysterical laughing/crying/babbling as we walked back into the church office afterwards to sign the marriage certificate. Something…