They terrify me

My MR2 with a built-in Keurig so I can brew fresh coffee while I'm stuck in traffic.

everybody calm down. Its not the size of the FORD logo thats bothering you, its the ridiculous shape of the black plastic that surrounds the logo. See? I fixed it for you.

Stephen has raised an interesting point here, namely: a lot of European luxury SUVs lose value at a tremendous rate; a rate equaled only by mattresses, which you buy at the mattress store for like two grand and then you can't sell a year later on Craigslist because everyone thinks you have lice.

Are you kidding? Anakin was an overly dramatic emotional wreck with more baggage than a drag queen on a road trip. Getting chopped up didn't change that, how can we ever forget his soulful "Nooooo!"

Sue a deer? You probably won't get a... buck.

What a fucking douchebag.

This is messed up, now nobody on Jalopnik will buy a Veyron.

So Ubisoft is upset that an Assassin's Creed game made it out the door before it was ready? Now they know how the rest of us feel.

I always blame Canada for not being able to contain the arctic air above the circle demarcation. Get your shit together eh.

But hey, so long as they protect us from the dangers of Marijuana, am I right guys?

He's 35 and running from cops in a busted Prelude. I think the adulthood train sailed a long time ago.

No...it says alot about being drunk.

As the owner of a sub-prime finance company, I find this article very one-sided and and unrealistic.

I think they might be catching on when I tried to schedule a "lube job" for "Ben Dover"

I'm very stoked you got your baby back Torch, and happy to be a link in the chain that got you there. It was the first hill I picked, and the first neighborhood. I just looked for streets that seemed like the same vantage point to the hill, and there was that green house popping out. I was totally shocked when I…

9/11 was one of the weirdest days in history. But it was also one where you keep hearing stories of heroes. That was a real gutsy thing for this guy to do. But what else could you do with that kind of threat out there? Every time I hear about guys like this making the right decision, I feel a little safer knowing that…

It actually wasn't until AFTER he made the call to ground the aircraft that he realized that he had picked the wrong day to quit smoking, drinking, sniffing glue, and amphetamines.

To top this, his successor grounded 5000 planes on his first day to claim the record. He was then immediately relieved of his duties