Pssshh. Just another fowl weather fan.

Jesus fucking Christ 

He had some pretty neat friends. If one of the movies was just two hours of him at a club, listening to 90s industrial and watching women in laytex and leather dance around, it could be a modest hit. 

Can you help me be as cool as you? 

I worked at a theater a few years after this, and you’re dead on. We also knew to gear up on weekday matinees for any romantic comedy because that’s when all the retirees showed up en masse, regardless of the film’s quality. I don’t think we sold 100 tickets per theater for “That Old Feeling” on weekend evenings, but…

I have a lot of sympathy for MacDowell. In her first film role (“Greystoke”,) her naturally southern accent was overdubbed in post-production by Glenn Close. Knowing that indignity, it’s easier to understand why her subsequent performances were done with such a measured (often crossing over into stilted) tone and…

I think Verhoeven was legit going for that, but every other member of the cast and crew were not. 

Two words: Trader Sam’s

“I trust my barber" is one of my favorite lines in superhero movie history. 

It’s The Simpsons, how are we even discussing this?

As a Dodger fan and a Puig fan, I’m very conflicted about this moment.

“I’m a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order!” - Mike Pence

Keep in mind how built Chris Evans is, then go back and look at how Sebastian Stan looms over him in that gif.

Forlani’s beauty-to-talent ratio is incredibly lopsided. Maybe it’s bad casting or a bad agent, or her own bad eye for roles, but she always looks like an actress on screen. 

It was either this or The Waterboy. I chose the latter, watched the trailer, and couldn't even make it through the opening credits before deciding I had better things to do with my life than waste them on Adam Sandler. 

It’s better than you think/fear. Hawkeye has been a righteous symbol in SJW circles for a good five or six years. Google "The Hawkeye Initiative" sometime. Any MRA chumps looking for a fight are going to have their work cut out for them. 

It’s ok, Bailey. It says “no Homer_S_”

OH SHIT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT

Never Trust A Trailer 

Yeah, I’m a big Verlander fan, but he’s either a genuine “better with age” unicorn, or there’s a PED and/or Astros-cheating scandal waiting to happen there. Darvish was the sound choice.